Letterman: A guy comes out asking Dave for his citizen papers.Iron Man 2 clip is old footage of a crappy robot.Dave talks about his mother and then talks with her via satellite.Top 10 pieces of advice for being a good mother presented by Dave’s mom.Amanda Peet.Comic Nick Griffin does standup.Wale performs.
Fallon: Common is sitting in with The Roots.Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters.Cell phone shootout included a guy doing a wolf call.Maya Rudolph.Jimmy and Maya sing karaoke.Common.Court Yard Hounds perform.
Daily show: Jon goes through a couple of news stories.The car bomber made stupid mistakes.Greece is in financial trouble.Solution to the oil spill and Jon tries an experiment.An anti-gay activist is gay.Jason Jones tries to make Americans look like illegal immigrants on Cinco de Mayo.Mario Batali is the guest.
Letterman: Bumper sticker says how’s my jihading?A guy comes out with a turtle.The oil spill turned marine life into a monster.The car bomber was a citizen so all citizens in Arizona will be deported.Dave crushed by debris in Iron Man 2.Biff is back after being injured on the show and he talks with Dave.Journalist Brian Williams.Beth Ostrosky Stern.Court Yard Hounds perform.
Fallon: Paintings of Elvis doing goofy things and a fake Elvis sings about it.Betty White.Jimmy and Betty play beer pong.Oliver Platt.Comic Pete Holmes does standup.
Ferguson: Picture of the gay anti-gay activist with a bondage guy. A graphic for British election day. Craig says how to help Nashville. Mark Harmon. Sophia Bush. Local Natives perform.
Daily show: Politicians talk about what people want.A CNN anchor wears an ascot.Wyatt Cenac comes out wearing an ascot.TV show host Jon Meacham is the guest.
Letterman: Alan Kalter is covered in oil.BP says from space it looks like the earth has a goatee.Public reactions to the oil spill included Iran’s Mahmoud saying he has Mamma Mia tickets.Favorite Jack Hanna moments included an eagle flying away with Paul Schaffer.Top 10 things overheard at BP headquarters.Jack Hanna brings out animals.Kerry Washington.Willie Nelson performs.
Fallon: People in the audience get big heads while music plays and a tribe walks through the studio.Audience members compete to get spanx over their body the fastest.Joel McHale.Nina Dobrev.Musician Roger Waters.The New Pornographers perform.
Ferguson: Two guys with Craig Ferguson written on their shirts are on the stage and Craig brings the show's photographer on the stage. Scarlett Johansson takes up two segments. There was no time left for Seth MacFarlane. Craig, Scarlett and her friend end the show.
Daily show: Car bomber was arrested.Jason Jones talks to a pot store owner.Author Rosalynn Carter is the guest.
Letterman: No bombs sign in Times Square.Bloomberg as a jockey.Kirstie Alley as Peter Pan.Bloomberg’s bowtie spins.Getting to know the car bomber and he blew up a tool shed.SmallTown News.Top 10 dumb guy ways to fix the oil spill.Russell Crowe.Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings perform.
Fallon: Pros and Cons of celebrating Cinco de Mayo.Put it in Reverse had audience members acting out a doctor’s office scene in reverse.Ellen Pompeo.Lea Michele.OK Go performs.
Ferguson: A graphic for Star Wars day. Andy Garcia. Donald Glover.
Daily show: News coverage of an oil spill.Wyatt Cenac talks about it.Car bomb in NYC.Author Jonathan Eig is the guest.Jon checks in with Stephen about the car bomber.
Letterman: Noah’s Ark says Carnival on it.Airlines merging means double the problems.Horses fall into a puddle of mud.Dave does math on a blackboard to figure out the temperature.Dave talks to American Idol castoff Siobhan Magnus and then she sings.Top 10 BP excuses.Mickey Rourke.Jim Parsons.
Fallon: Wheel of Carpet Samples including Batman eating a taco and the making of it.Let Us Play with Your Look with Sarah Silverman.Sarah Silverman.Joan Rivers.Corinne Bailey Rae performs.
Ferguson: Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Morgan Freeman. Kate Mara.
Real time: American makeovers for illegal immigrants.New Rules: LA can’t always see the mountains behind it, house music wouldn’t be played in a house, Sandra Bullock had Tiger Woods’ baby, too many pillows on the bed, don’t make us type security letters, and Muslim extremists who threatened South Park are crazy.Bill talks about religious extremists.
Letterman: Dave says he talked to an alien before and it is a picture of Joaquin Phoenix.George Bush talking about his wife’s book is all confused.Dave talks about horse racing.Jay Leno will force Obama out of office and become president.A guy stands behind Dave in a jockey uniform.Dave breaks a phone because it wouldn’t work.Soccer player David Beckham.Dave talks to racetrack analyst Dave Johnson over the phone.Comic Mike Birbiglia does standup.The Hold Steady performs.
Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you letters.Battle of the Instant Bands.Gwyneth Paltrow.Jimmy and Gwyneth sing goofy rap songs.Colin Quinn.JabbaWockeeZ performs.
Ferguson: Style Tips with Tim Gunn. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Lauren Graham reads tweets with Craig. Author Peter Sagal.
Last Call: From a bar. Nick Offerman. Musical group Chiddy Bang. Daniel Merriweather performs.
Daily show: More coverage of the British prime minister race.John Oliver talks about it.Jon goes through a really confusing flowchart on how to fix Afghanistan.Michael Caine is the guest.
Letterman: Old footage of an all dog nightclub.Madoff countdown for his birthday.Wardrobe lady Sue has the tools for Dave to commit assisted suicide.A fire breathing giraffe on Mars.Guy eating a sandwich during a hearing.Dave tells a story about coffee.Cue card boy Tony Mendez yells in Spanish to a woman and gets dragged away.Top 10 other revelations in the Laura Bush book.Paul goes into the green room because they scared Dave before.Gwyneth Paltrow.The Broadway cast of American Idiot performs.
Fallon: Jimmy reads a goofy flyer for a fish taco cookoff.Shared experiences had the audience throwing streamers.Then they make balloon animals.Ed Burns.Ed and Jimmy play an Irish game.Jackie Earle Haley.The audience wears bald caps and screams for 10 seconds.Paramore performs.
Ferguson: Craig talks to two random guys. Tom Selleck. Neil Patrick Harris introduces Lance Burton. Magician Lance Burton performs and then talks with Craig.
Last Call: From a music store. Journalist Gavin McInnes. Singer Sia. Holly Golightly performs.
