Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Wednesday March 31st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: A protester throws an egg at a bus. Obama is still doing a lot after passing health care. A racist guy calls C-SPAN. Author Roxana Saberi is the guest.


Letterman: Harry Smith colonoscopy is in a cave. A countdown graphic for V pops up on the screen. A History Channel special has Jesus’s actual voice and its goofy sounding. Dave announces his producer has adopted a child and Craig Ferguson has won a Peabody. Alan Kalter does an ad for a pain relief cream. A guy interrupts Dave asking him if he would like to come out like Ricky Martin has. Top Ten highlights of Barack Obama’s oil drilling plan. Dave talks with three turkey callers and has them demonstrate their call. Then he brings out a turkey, but it doesn’t respond to the calls. Ricky Gervais. The Whigs perform.


Fallon: Jimmy mentions a sand festival that sounds goofy. Pros and Cons of being a celebrity on Dancing with the Stars. Dancing on Air had audience members dancing while hoisted in the air with wires. Tyler Perry talks and then he and Jimmy pilot RC blimps through a hoop. Painter Dan Dunn talks and then paints with his unique style of painting on a spinning canvas while jamming out. Jack McBrayer introduces the band Driver-By Truckers since his brother in law is in the band. Driver-By Truckers perform.


Ferguson: Wavy the Crocodile announces the show has won a Peabody. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Wanda Sykes takes up two segments. There was no time left for Anna Torv.


Last Call: From an internet café. Jesse Ventura. Comic artist Matthew Inman. Doves perform.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Tuesday March 30th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Michael Steele’s staffers went to a strip club with donation money. Jason Jones, Wyatt Cenac and John Oliver talk about it. A re-creation of the event using Sesame Street characters. McCain and Palin team up again. Robin Williams is the guest.


Letterman: Vice Presidential Profanities. Dave talks about his son and the circus. Dave runs backstage to get a cookie. Top Ten Republican National Committee excuses. Luke Wilson. Tea Party Patriot Pam Stout. Alan Jackson performs.


Fallon: A new episode of Late takes up two segments. Fred Armisen talks and plays guitar. Chuck Liddell. Chuck teaches Jimmy some fighting moves. Comic Moshe Kasher does standup.


Ferguson: A video of the skeleton robot being tested. A countdown clock until the skeleton robot arrives. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. A new jingle and graphic for checking twitter that has country music. Craig as Prince Charles on his new daytime talk show. Ben McKenzie. VV Brown performs.


Last Call: From a music lounge. Snoop Dogg. Internet entrepreneur Josh Harris. Keane performs.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Monday March 29th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Violent acts committed against democrats for passing health care. John Oliver and Wyatt Cenac make violent threats but claim they are only metaphors. Aasif Mandvi suggests the country breaks up into two. Jason Jones talks to a man who has created an all white basketball league. Ben Stiller is the guest.


Letterman: Osama Bin Laden says Happy Passover. Alan Kalter is applying a tan spray because of the tanning salon tax. Bush wiped his hand on Clinton’s shirt and also wiped his glasses with the shawl of a producer on the Late Show. A guy being interviewed keeps saying hello. The producer has a sign that says Fuck You. Dave does a shout out for a couple and Alan reads a description about them. Dave talks to the latest American Idol castoff, Paige Miles, who is sitting in with the band and then she sings. Alan reads another description about the couple. Top Ten highlights of President Obama’s trip to Afghanistan. Robin Williams. The stage hand comes out to talk to Dave again. Usher performs.


Fallon: Slow Jamming the News about health care with Brian Williams. Ultimate Mustache Fighting included interference by a David Crosby moustache filled with coke and was again interrupted by a Detective Jam Face ad. Jeff Goldblum talks and then plays piano. Jennifer Morrison. Julian Casablancas performs.


Ferguson: Craig talks with Joel McHale in the dressing room. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Steve Jones's Diary was a guy writing to his diary about turning into a woman. Joel McHale takes up two segments. There was no time left for Ben McKenzie, that's the second time this happened.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday March 26th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Fake magazine covers about Jesse James and his mistress. Jeff Garlin joins the panel. New Rules: no stupid signs at rallies, the pope shouldn’t hide things, don’t be surprised about Jesse James, Rush needs to leave the country, and no cooperation is not a threat because there never was any. Bill talks about health care passing and the Republicans.


Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you letters. Jimmy does an ad for Verizon. Beef Solvers with audience members portraying Glenn Beck and James Cameron. Bryan Cranston. Jill Scott. Comic Morgan Murphy does standup.


Last Call: From a sports bar. Sports analyst Kenny Smith. Filmmaker David Lynch. Black Lips perform. Last Call is human tetris.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Thursday March 25th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Fallon: Jimmy talks about a fake kite flying event. Freestylin’ with the Roots. Audience requests include shots of ears, notes and throats, a wave in the audience, a stare down between Jimmy and the bearded writer in the audience who wouldn’t do the wave, college basketball mascots working in the office, snow for an orphan boy, and Jimmy diving under a door before it closes. Liev Schreiber. Rob Corddry. Robert Randolph and Sacred Steel perform.


Last Call: From a barbecue restaurant. Musicians Lupe Fiasco and Mike Shinoda talk about their charity work in two separate interviews. Motocross racer Ronnie Faisst. The Airborne Toxic Event performs.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wednesday March 24th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Madoff countdown clock. Harry Smith colonoscopy in a cave. Heart monitors will now play a song. Restaurants using monkey waiters in NYC. Dave talks about the show’s Super Bowl commercial and that a guy in the audience thought it was for Tostitos. Top Ten signs you’re having a bad spring break. Tina Fey. Bryan Cranston. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts perform.


Fallon: Picture of a Muslim guy with abs for their Jersey Shore. The bill from Schoolhouse Rock sings about being a big fucking deal. Questions with Quest including one with Ben Stiller. Health Care Karaoke. Ben Stiller. Hoda Kotb. The Clientele performs.


Ferguson: Craig comes into Jonah Hill's dressing room who is upset because it seems like Scarlett Johansson was supposed to be there instead of him. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Jonah Hill talks and they play with the toys of their characters. Emily Procter. There was no time left for VV Brown.


Last Call: From a restaurant. Author Paul Rieckhoff. Musical group Bad Religion. The Raveonettes perform.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Tuesday March 23rd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Regis at the Last Supper. A monkey with a gun on Discovery’s Life. Justin Bieber fans are outside and Dave shows his fans who are a bunch of old guys. A fake president of Toyota is mad about the hoax so he says their cars will have no brakes and then yells at Dave. Ben Stiller. Chef Jamie Oliver talks and cooks with Dave. Justin Bieber performs.


Fallon: Pros and Cons of the new health care bill with the cons being jokes. Competitive spit takes. Janet Jackson. John Cena. The Besnard Lakes perform.


Ferguson: A girl wearing a Robot Skeleton Army shirt. Another video hyping the Mythbusters guy building a robot skeleton. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Regis Philbin reads emails with Craig. Jay Baruchel. Regis and Joy Philbin perform. Craig is wearing a shiny jacket and a wig to say goodnight.


Last Call: From a cafe. Lizzy Caplan. Singer Ryan Bingham. Ladyhawke performs. Last Call is a homemade Star Trek phaser.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Monday March 22nd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: A guy wants Dave to ask Harry Smith to autograph a picture of his colon. Health care will now be performed by a dry cleaner. A guy walks in the background while Obama is giving a speech. Dave tells a story about a purchase. Top Ten thoughts going through Harry Smith’s mind during his televised colonoscopy presented by Harry Smith. American Idol castoff Lacey Brown is sitting in with the band and Dave talks with her. Greg Kinnear. Michael Buble talks and then performs.


Fallon: Jimmy moderates Higgins and Quest as if they are in Congress. Audience members throw hot dogs in the mouths of cardboard cutouts of politicians. Jimmy and four other guys dressed as Rockapella sing the same beat over and over. Alicia Silverstone talks and has Jimmy try vegan food. Mark Valley talks and then teaches Jimmy some stunt moves. Rogue Wave performs.


Ferguson: Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. John Cusack. Lana Parrilla.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Friday March 19th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: Fake campaign ads for Liz Cheney. Emile Hirsch joins the panel. New Rules: no more interspecies suckling, drugs don’t make people lazy, Tim Geitner needs Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrow penciler, Israel needs to stop being mad at Obama for not visiting, don’t worry about textbooks in Texas, and don’t deny yourself love. Bill goes on a rant about sex and politicians.


Fallon: Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters. Jimmy says Sienna College lost and the audience swings the team’s shirt in the air. Battle of the Instant Bands has audience members performing in a band they put together before the show. Ted Danson talks and then he and Jimmy have a boring interview because his wife made fun of his last interview where they both carved wood. Kara DioGuardi. Air performs.


Last Call: From a pizza place. Aaron Paul. Musician Shooter Jennings. 311 performs.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Thursday March 18th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Jon does the entire first segment imitating Glenn Beck and his show including blackboards and clips of Glenn Beck. Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke is the guest and takes up two segments.


Fallon: Jimmy talks about Sienna College. The Roots perform a song about the Sienna College basketball coach. A guy blows a big horn while Horatio Sanz says Sienna. Dance Your Hat and Gloves off. Lucy Liu talks and then plays beer pong with Jimmy. Gene Simmons talks and shows off his tongue. Jimmy and the World Record guys watch people break records including a guy who bench presses his dog, a basketball team holding the most amount of basketballs, two guys who have been touching their noses together for 10 hours and Jimmy in the largest bloody mary. Horatio jumps in the bloody mary and the team shoots basketballs in it.


Last Call: From a cafe. Mark Duplass. Youtube star Marina Orlova. Wild Light performs. Last Call of Last Call is a flying paper airplane. Wild Light performs again.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wednesday March 17th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: More health care talk. John Oliver talks about it. Debate over conservative textbooks. Snoop Dogg is the guest. Jon checks in with Stephen to talk about St. Patrick’s Day.


Letterman: Picture of Bloomberg as a leprechaun. Ball inflating ceremony on CBS. Many news anchors say groping, tickling and snorkeling. Dave talks to his mother on the phone and tries to make her say the name of a flower. Top Ten things overheard at the St. Patrick’s day parade. Gerard Butler. Mindy Kaling. Free Energy performs.


Fallon: Jimmy says the show will be supporting the Sienna college basketball team. Jimmy sings a song for St. Patrick’s Day. Wheel of Carpet Samples. Dakota Fanning talks and teaches Jimmy a trick with a microphone wire that she learned for her movie. The she takes video questions from fans and Kristen Stewart. Joseph Fiennes. The Xx performs.


Last Call: From an Irish pub. LA Ink's Kat Von D and Dan Smith. Comedy-folk duo Garfunkel and Oates. Metric performs. I missed from the middle of the LA Ink interview to the end and can't watch it online.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tuesday March 16th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Chris Dodd talks about financial reform. Jon goes through an example of how companies lie about their assets. Sex scandal at the Vatican. Jude Law is the guest.


Letterman: Old footage of a guy seeing a huge cat outside his door is the world’s smallest man. Alan Kalter announces big name guests and says they are for Jimmy Kimmel. Toyota says one report was a hoax but everything else is their fault. News footage where a guy is seen easily walking through shallow water while others are sitting on rafts. Paul talks about doing the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. Dave sends out a tweet and has a hard time with it. Top Ten things that sound cool when said by Snoop Dogg presented by Snoop Dogg. Jimmy Kimmel. Kirstie Alley.


Fallon: Another episode of Late, the show’s Lost spoof. Kristen Stewart. The Bee Gees talk about their career, Jimmy’s SNL sketch of them and then the three of them sing the chorus of the song the SNL sketch spoofs. Dr. Drew Pinsky. The Script performs.


Last Call: From the LA Ink tattoo parlor. Director Antoine Fuqua. Syyn Labs, creators of the new OK Go video. Paolo Nutini performs. Last Call of Last Call is the first jetpack. Paolo Nutini performs again.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Monday March 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Politicians react to Eric Massa. Wyatt Cenac compares their flip flopping to wrestling and brings out Mick Foley to show his two different sides. Aasif Mandvi gets thrown out of a health insurance conference. Author Michael Lewis is the guest.


Letterman: Harry Smith’s colonoscopy is people walking through a cave again. Harry Smith thanks the nurse who re-spooled his colon. HBO’s new show Eric Massa’s Navy Years. An attack ad on Ben Quail that says he is the son of Dan Quail. Two people are on stage for a meet and greet with Dave. Top Ten signs you spend too much time on twitter. Jennifer Aniston. Environmentalist Charles Moore.


Fallon: Obama facial expressions turns into him going on a rant about Fruit by the Foot. Julianne Moore and Toni Colette play charades with Jimmy and Higgins. Julianne Moore. Toni Colette. Freeway performs. A promo for Late at the end of the show.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Friday March 12th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Fake Mitt Romney books for different races. New Rules: 3d glasses make you look stupid, America can’t bail out Greece, Glenn Beck has wasted many hours, runway fashion with animal skin looks bad, don’t mail cards with confetti in them, and don’t blame teachers. Bill talks about the school who fired all it’s teachers.


Letterman: Naomi Campbell throws something at the tv screen. Air traffic is directed by an old man who is confused. Fun Facts. Top Ten signs your team isn’t ready for the NCAA basketball tournament. Liev Schreiber. A guy in the audience comes on stage to answer a call on Dave’s phone. Jim Gaffigan does standup. Drive-By Truckers perform.


Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you notes. Cell Phone Shootout including paparazzi taking pictures. Parker Posey talks and then has a dance battle with Jimmy. Jason Sudeikis. Vampire Weekend performs.


Ferguson: Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. George Hamilton. Astronaut Mike Massimino. A woman says goodnight.


Last Call: From a dance studio. Ben McKenzie. Adam Carolla talks about his podcast and shows his studio. Lily Allen performs Womanizer. Last Call of Last Call is a frog almost catching a dragonfly. Lily Allen performs again.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Thursday March 11th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Obama talks about health care and Fox News reacts. Samantha Bee talks about Fox News. Biden goes to Israel to discuss peace. Author Eamon Javers.


Letterman: Guy crawling through a tunnel is Harry Smith’s colonoscopy. Old footage of a guy jumping over other people’s heads is supposed to be a Congressman. A staff member takes a sandwich out of Dave’s jacket pocket. Madoff countdown clock returns. More surgeries of CBS stars coming to the Early Show. A graphic has Eric Massa tickling the viewer. Small Town News. Larry King footage interrupts the show asking Dave if he’s gay. Top Ten things you don’t want to hear from your congressman. Donald Trump. Alan Kalter wants to have a colonoscopy on the show. John Hiatt performs.


Fallon: Jimmy acts like Eric Massa on Larry King. Dancing on Air has audience members hoisted in the air and dancing. Michael Moore talks and they both use megaphones. Chris Hardwick. Broken Bells perform.


Ferguson: Craig has four pretty ladies from the audience on the set. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Eddie Izzard comes out, throws the furniture around and reads emails with Craig. Lisa Kudrow. Ryan Bingham performs. The four ladies, Eddie and Craig dance to end the show.


Last Call: From a historic bar. Lake Bell. Sex Rehab's Jennie Ketcham. David Gray performs.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wednesday March 10th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Eric Massa’s story about a naked Rahm Emanuel and his reason for leaving. Glenn Beck overreacts and interviews him. Larry Wilmore talks about Gov. Patterson not being supported by blacks anymore. Jerry Seinfeld is the guest.


Letterman: Harry Smith colonoscopy is people in a cave again. Eric Massa saying he tickled a male staffer. Franklin D. Roosevelt audio tape of him being tickled. Osama’s Oscar fashion show has him saying all of them have no bhurka. The CBS store next door is closing so Dave calls and talks to them. Top Ten questions Rod Blagojevich asked himself before appearing on Celebrity Apprentice presented by Rod. Jessica Simpson. Dr. Mehmet Oz. Alkaline Trio performs.


Fallon: Jimmy talks about his fall last night. Staff members, Forest Whitaker and Jimmy read their letters to back home. Forest Whitaker. Rachael Harris. The National performs.


Ferguson: The bondage boy comes out with a fishing pole. Dominic Monaghan. Lindsay Sloane talks and Craig sits in the seat next to her. The Temper Trap performs. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day.


Last Call: From a record store. David Arquette takes up two segments, first showing off his clothing factory and then talking. Lisa Hannigan performs. Last Call of Last Call is girls jumping through boxes in their apartment. Lisa Hannigan performs again.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Tuesday March 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: A scary ad about the Al Qaeda 7 who are Justice Department lawyers that defended terror suspects. The Virginia governor gets rid of anti-gay discrimination laws. Author Marc Thiessen is the guest.


Letterman: Harry Smith colonoscopy is people entering a cave. A picture of fat Obama. A news anchor calls The Hurt Locker, The Foot Locker. Guys fight behind an Italian news anchor. A fake Toyota president blames Americans for driving like kitties and then yells at Dave. Top 10 signs Rahm Emanuel is nuts. Dave talks about his blackmailer being sentenced. Grocery bagging champion Kyle Perry talks about it and bags groceries with Dave. Dave had a hole in his bag and the table. Julianna Margulies. A guy stands behind Dave and shows a clip of him painting a closet. Broken Bells perform.


Fallon: Jimmy elects a new president of the audience and has a bunch of props for him including a wife. An attack ad on the audience president. Lester Holt reports about it. Jimmy gives a speech about hope. Chelsea Handler talks and then she and Jimmy compete to make drinks and race around the audience the fastest. Jimmy falls down when he gets back to the set and cuts his hand on a broken wine glass. Matt Walsh. Allman Brothers perform.


Ferguson: A video hyping a robot sidekick that is being made by the Asian guy on Mythbusters. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Lisa Kudrow. Adhir Kalyan.


Last Call: It's cover week. From a recording studio. Rapper T-Pain. Base jumper Miles Daisher. Weezer performs an MGMT song and Poker Face.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Monday March 8th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Jon quickly talks about the Oscars. Iraq holds an election. John Oliver talks about it as if he’s accepting an Academy Award. Then Samantha Bee interrupts him. Jason Jones talks to a guy who is protesting Mother Theresa being on a stamp and Jason acts like he is in The DaVinci Code including an appearance by Harvey Keitel. Author Harry Markopolos.


Letterman: A woman interrupts Dave like the one at the Academy Awards. A torture rack is Dick Cheney’s. The Hurt Locker would like to thank Bush and Cheney. Male nominees are asleep. Dave talks about buying balloons for his son. A staffer comes out to say he won $200 in the office’s Oscars pool and says fuck you to Alan, Paul and Dave. Top Ten things overheard at the Academy Awards. Kelly Ripa. A staffer talks to Dave about random things. Lady Antebellum performs.


Fallon: Taylor Swift saying Taylor Lautner is hot, a Real Housewife saying she’s not a lesbian and of course Pete Wentz saying he likes Alice in Wonderland all goes down in the Who Cares Hindenburg. Freestyln’ with The Roots. Abigail Breslin talks and Jimmy makes a twitter for her. Chris Parnell talks. Then Chris and Andy perform Lazy Sunday while doing a bunch of things related to the lyrics and it also included appearances by Jorma and Akiva. Ted Leo performs.


Ferguson: The bondage boy comes out. Craig talks about the Oscars. Fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi. Miranda Lambert performs.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Friday March 5th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: Sean Penn is interviewed. Michael Moore is interviewed. An attack ad saying the movie Up promotes man boy relationship, has a zeppelin like Hitler had and a talking dog like the Son of Sam had. New Rules: No more naked models in clothing ads, Sullenberger won’t land in the Hudson again, no more sexual bondage, bring back Spitzer, kid in Let’s Move poster has an erection, and conservatives must stop complaining about Hollywood. Bill talks about conservative Hollywood stars being pushed to run for office.


Letterman: Dave talks about the Mad Hatter and they show Alan Kalter. Tea party scene in Alice and Wonderland is Palin giving a speech. A young guy comes out to ask Dave if he got his Oscar party invitation. Celebrity Rehab for monkeys. Dave talks about the Broadway street outside and Paul’s name being on the theater’s marquee. Then he tells a story about ear drops for his son. Matt Damon. Comic Danny Bhoy does standup. Corinne Bailey Rae performs.


Fallon: Jimmy shows his best picture and it’s a picture of a cat with a cut lime on its head. Jimmy’s weekly thank you letters. Two audience members compete using some contraption where they try to suck a ball through a wind tunnel onto their side. Mike Myers talks and then he does a bit called Mike’s Canada Corner where he talks about the Olympic hockey game and universal health care. When they show a quick clip of the next guest in the greenroom, Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen and Akiva Schaffer were sitting there. Matt Lucas. Joanna Newsom performs.


Ferguson: Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Dax Shephard. Paula Deen cooks with Craig.


Last Call: From the Kodak Theater where the Oscars will take place. Joel David Moore. Stunt woman Luci Romberg. Arctic Monkeys perform. The Last Call of Last Call is a video of scuba diving. Arctic Monkeys perform again.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Thursday March 4th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: More health care talk from Obama and John Oliver talks about it. New website chatroulette and the media’s reaction to it. Jon goes through a fake chat roulette which includes appearances by Wyatt Cenac, Jason Jones, Keith Olberman and the three broadcast news anchors. Author Scott Patterson is the guest.


Letterman: Picture of Bloomberg being the same height as a fire hydrant. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum is a picture of Bush and Cheney. The cast of an old show will reunite on the Today show but they are all skeletons. Alice in Wonderland is about Paula Abdul. Dave gives Late Show coins to some members of the Navy in the audience. Top Ten things you don’t want to hear from a guy on a bobsled presented by the US bobsled team. Tom Hanks. Biff visits the set of Cop Out where he talks to Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan and Kevin Smith. Spoon performs.


Fallon: Jimmy reunites the cast of California Dreams and Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell comes out trying to make believe he was on the show. The cast says what they have been up to. Then they sing their theme song. Another installment of Let Us Play with Your Look where Jimmy dressed in white sings that phrase over and over, while Zach Galifianakis pours shampoo all over a woman’s hair. Zach Galifianakis. Mia Wasikowska. Silversun Pickups perform.


Ferguson: Craig plays with a witch puppet. A picture comparing Elliot Spitzer to Beaker from the Muppets. Jeffrey Tambor takes up two segments. Sonya Walger. Regina Spektor performs. Craig lets the ending graphic cut him off.


Last Call: From the Academy Awards red carpet. Director Lee Daniels. Director Roger Ross Williams. Fanfario performs.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Wednesday March 3rd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Sarah Palin on the Tonight Show stupidly says that she joined Fox News because she wants more news and fewer opinions. So Jon goes on to prove that Fox is all opinions, even their news programs. Palin was doing standup on Leno and Mitt Romney was being boring on Letterman. Author Lynne Olson is the guest.


Letterman: A cat meows in air traffic control. Alan Kalter’s face is all beat up and he says he was beaten by Naomi Campbell. Three airplanes take off at once on top of each other. NY will go without any state government. Top 10 reasons Barbara Walters won’t be doing any more Academy Awards specials presented by Barbara Walters. Jerry Seinfeld first does standup and then talks with Dave. Tom Brokaw.


Fallon: An old VHS style video about sexual harassment in the workplace. Jimmy reads fake audience suggestions including Jimmy speaking in Chinese, Abraham Lincoln prat falling down the stairs, Tariq advertising a timeshare, audience members switching seats then one of them winning a prize, a recreation of a Nirvana album cover, a kiss cam, boards being used to make the screen wider and an Elvis impersonator singing. Barbara Walters. Regina King. Erykah Badu performs.


Ferguson: Michael Sheen reads the tweets and emails with Craig. Then he talks with Craig. Amy Ryan, with Michael Sheen in the second seat. Craig, Michael and Amy end the show.


Last Call: From a visual effects studio. Jeremy Renner. Filmmaker Tomm Moore. Grizzly Bear performs.