Friday April 30th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: American makeovers for illegal immigrants. New Rules: LA can’t always see the mountains behind it, house music wouldn’t be played in a house, Sandra Bullock had Tiger Woods’ baby, too many pillows on the bed, don’t make us type security letters, and Muslim extremists who threatened South Park are crazy. Bill talks about religious extremists.

Letterman: Dave says he talked to an alien before and it is a picture of Joaquin Phoenix. George Bush talking about his wife’s book is all confused. Dave talks about horse racing. Jay Leno will force Obama out of office and become president. A guy stands behind Dave in a jockey uniform. Dave breaks a phone because it wouldn’t work. Soccer player David Beckham. Dave talks to racetrack analyst Dave Johnson over the phone. Comic Mike Birbiglia does standup. The Hold Steady performs.

Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you letters. Battle of the Instant Bands. Gwyneth Paltrow. Jimmy and Gwyneth sing goofy rap songs. Colin Quinn. JabbaWockeeZ performs.

Ferguson: Style Tips with Tim Gunn. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Lauren Graham reads tweets with Craig. Author Peter Sagal.

Last Call: From a bar. Nick Offerman. Musical group Chiddy Bang. Daniel Merriweather performs.

Thursday April 29th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: More coverage of the British prime minister race. John Oliver talks about it. Jon goes through a really confusing flowchart on how to fix Afghanistan. Michael Caine is the guest.

Letterman: Old footage of an all dog nightclub. Madoff countdown for his birthday. Wardrobe lady Sue has the tools for Dave to commit assisted suicide. A fire breathing giraffe on Mars. Guy eating a sandwich during a hearing. Dave tells a story about coffee. Cue card boy Tony Mendez yells in Spanish to a woman and gets dragged away. Top 10 other revelations in the Laura Bush book. Paul goes into the green room because they scared Dave before. Gwyneth Paltrow. The Broadway cast of American Idiot performs.

Fallon: Jimmy reads a goofy flyer for a fish taco cookoff. Shared experiences had the audience throwing streamers. Then they make balloon animals. Ed Burns. Ed and Jimmy play an Irish game. Jackie Earle Haley. The audience wears bald caps and screams for 10 seconds. Paramore performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks to two random guys. Tom Selleck. Neil Patrick Harris introduces Lance Burton. Magician Lance Burton performs and then talks with Craig.

Last Call: From a music store. Journalist Gavin McInnes. Singer Sia. Holly Golightly performs.

Wednesday April 28th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Tech writer who bought the lost prototype iPhone had his home raided. Michael Steele makes a bad comment about black people and Larry Willmore talks about it. Author Ken Blackwell is the guest.

Letterman: The show begins backstage with Dave accusing a woman of putting bleach in his drink. Noah’s Ark says life’s a beach. Old food fight footage is the Ukrainian parliament. FDR curses during a speech. Bush was poisoned and we see clips of him acting stupid. Dave talks about being on Regis this morning. Small Town News. Top 10 signs your governor is nuts. Robert Downey Jr. talks and Dave uses an Ironman toy to disintegrate the cameraman. OK Go performs.

Fallon: A new episode of the show’s Lost spoof, Late, takes up two segments. Michael Caine. Mary Lynn Rajskub. Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings perform.

Last Call: From Carson's radio show studio. Singer David Guetta. New technology Hit Song Science. Music industry writer Nathan Rabin. RJD2 performs.

Tuesday April 27th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: News about the Goldman Sachs fraud. SEC workers were watching porn at work. Samantha Bee talks about it. Author Richard Whittle is the guest.

Letterman: Madoff countdown. A guy comes out because Dave was bombing. Animated Obama gives you a tissue. Jack Kervorkian’s first killing machine was a tractor that runs people over. Top 10 signs your neighbor is an alien. Courtney Love. Michael Caine. Hole performs.

Fallon: Jimmy announces another band for Rolling Stones week. Pros and Cons of the Kentucky Derby. Dance Your Hat and Gloves Off. Brendan Fraser. Rebecca Hall. The Whigs perform.

Last Call: From a guitar shop. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Music video producer Wayne Isham. Citizen Cope performs.

Monday April 26th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: The show has some new graphics. A new state bill is hurting illegal immigrants. Wyatt Cenac talks about it and is joined by Jason Jones. Geico commercial voice actor fired for a bad comment. Jon talks to a CGI Pillsbury Dough Boy about commercial characters. Administrator of Environmental Protection Agency Lisa P. Jackson is the guest.

Letterman: Avatar without 3D is an old space movie in all blue. A super quick history of America on a History Channel special. It is Youtube’s anniversary and they have given us a bunch of stupid clips. Dave talks about the Kindle and aliens. Dave talks to American Idol castoff Tim Urban and then he sings. The manhole in the graphic of the Top 10 list hits Dr. Phil. Top 10 thoughts that went through George W. Bush’s mind as he wrote his memoirs. Dr. Phil. Sportscaster Jon Gruden.

Fallon: A guy in the audience talks about the Hubble telescope and then sings about it. Staff members, Kathie Lee Gifford and Jimmy read letters to back home. Kathie Lee Gifford talks and then plays name that tune with Jimmy. Brian Posehn. Gogol Bordello performs.

Friday April 23rd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: A really fat guy was once considered a freak at the circus. So Bill shows us some modern day freaks. New Rules: ghosts should be naked, dominos pizza is a last resort, the pope should jump into Iceland’s volcano, airplane companies who charge for bags and to use the restroom should merge and be called shitbag, don’t drink from the river that changes the gender of fish, and the government needs to stop funding NASA. Bill wears a tea bagger hat to say the debt must be lowered.

Letterman: A crazy cab in the city. King Tut in a Hawaii chair. Dave gives a gift to a couple stuck here because of the volcano. Small Town News. A shirtless guy offers Dave a tissue. Kelsey Grammer. Dave does a special announcement for comic Jeff Altman, who says he has no standup so he talks with Dave. Hanson performs.

Ferguson: A fake news article says a concert is canceled so Craig has to stay home and masturbate. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Drew Carey. Jason Aldean performs.

Thursday April 22nd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Jon talks about the creators of South Park being threatened by Muslim extremists. So Jon shows clips of his show making fun of every religion. Aasif Mandvi talks about it. Jon sings about it with the gospel choir. Aasif Mandvi talks to a toy company that is bringing production back to America. Zoe Saldana is the guest.

Letterman: A guy comes out with an NFL jersey to take a picture with Dave. Counterfeit bill with Rod Blagoveich on it. The casket of the inventor of the trampoline bounces off a trampoline and into the ground. Dave talks about a birthday party for his son’s friend. Exxon wishes a happy earth day by spelling it out in the ocean with oil. Top 10 list is sponsored by antelope jerky. Top 10 features of the new Madden NFL 11 video game presented by Drew Brees. David Spade. EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson. Broken Social Scene performs.

Ferguson: The robot is having sound problems. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Busy Philipps.

Wednesday April 21st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Jon and John Oliver discuss the British presidential debates. A politician accuses another one of being gay. Author Fred Pearce is the guest.

Letterman: Alan Kalter is dumping waste before earth day. Doormen are going on strike and we see the clip of Bush being unable to open a door. Dave talks about a guy in the audience. iPads will now come with an iFinger since a guy lost his finger when his iPad was stolen. Two women with a fake dead guy try to hail a cab. Top 10 excuses of the guy who lost the iPhone prototype. Eddie Murphy. Kaley Cuoco. Jakob Dylan performs.

Ferguson: Craig says the show is having audio problems tonight. A picture of a sheep pig. Craig makes the skeleton head do a twitter jingle. Brooke Shields. George Wallace. Corinne Bailey Rae performs.

Tuesday April 20th Late Night Talk Show Recap - 1 Year Anniversary

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Daily show: A guy responds to Jon’s criticism of him and says Jon needs some guts. Jon talks about his views and criticizes the guy while a gospel choir sings behind him. Author John O’Hara takes up two segments.

Letterman: Three planes take off on top of each other. The same guy says he couldn’t come to work today because of the volcanic cloud. The iPad has made the Kindle useless so now it can be used to prop up a chair or as a spatula. Footage of stranded travelers getting home is clips of people getting into water sport accidents. Dave talks about the ring of a woman in the audience. Dave talks about Conan coming to TBS and then talks with fake versions of all the late night hosts where it is their pictures and only their lips are moving. Top 10 Goldman Sachs excuses. Demi Moore talks and sits on Dave’s lap to take a picture. Chef David Chang cooks with Dave. Justin Nozuka performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks to a random guy. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. The robot dropped and broke his snake mug. Emily Mortimer. Miranda Lambert performs. Comic Randy Kagan does standup.

Monday April 19th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Jim Cramer was wrong again. Goldman Sachs is in trouble for fraud. Volcanic cloud in Iceland. Congressman John Dingell is the guest.

Letterman: The Museum of Modern Art has a sign outside that says Live Nude Girls. A staff member comes out to tell Dave that he can’t come to work today because of the volcanic cloud. A face in an image of the volcano sings Kung Fu Fighting. News anchors pronounce the volcano’s name wrong. Dave talks about the volcano. Then he talks about a party his son went to. Dave talks with American Idol castoffs Katie Stevens and Andrew Garcia and then they perform. Jennifer Lopez. Radio hosts Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg.

Ferguson: Craig has a book report a high school student wrote about his book. Clip of a guy interrupting a news report to say he hates Iceland. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Brendan Fraser. Amanda Righetti. Comic Brian Scott McFadden does standup.

Friday April 16th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Bill goes through Zagat’s Guide to American Militias. New Rules: KFC’s new sandwich is bad, economists need to stop holding their hands like they’re praying, we’re still too lazy for the iPad, don’t tell black people to leave a store, Huckabee shouldn’t give parenting advice, Catholic church should molest Justin Beiber, and the woman who sent back her adopted child was right. Bill talks about how bad that kid was and lists leaders he wants to send back.

Fallon: Jimmy reads a goofy flyer about a sheep shearing festival. Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters. An acapella group performs theme songs from ABC’s old TGIF lineup. Tracy Morgan. Diggnation’s Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht. Football player Ndamukong Suh. The Flaming Lips perform with Stardeath and White Dwarfs.

Ferguson: Craig wears a bandana and wig to start the show. The robot has some new phrases. Craig says Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day is over. Willie Nelson. Ellie Kemper. Willie Nelson performs.

Last Call: From a restaurant. Director Matthew Vaughn. Author Seth Grahame-Smith. The Xx performs twice.

Thursday April 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Tea Party protests and Wyatt Cenac talks about it. Fox News complains about liberals. Samantha Bee talks to a friend of the show whose guns were stolen. Tracy Morgan is the guest.

Fallon: Members of The Roots and the staff give shout outs to weird things. Say What had audience members trying to figure out what a rambling redneck is saying. Chris Rock. Emma Stone. The Unseen, a mentalist act, perform, but they were such unbelievable hacks.

Ferguson: The robot makes some comments. Style Tips with Tim Gunn. Kirstie Alley. Sade performs. Kirstie introduced Sade and said goodnight with Craig.

Last Call: From batting cages. Jon Seda. Golfer and model Anna Rawson. She & Him performs twice.

Wednesday April 14th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: John Hodgeman offers solutions to the Catholic Church scandal. Nuclear security summit and Fox News thinks the logo is a Muslim sign. John Oliver answers a question about kilograms. Ambassador Richard Burt is the guest.

Fallon: Spanx But No Spanx had two teams of three guys trying to get spanx on and off the fastest. The Regurgitator Stevie Starr demonstrates his ability to swallow things and then spit them up. Michael J. Fox. Musical group Green Day. Kaki King performs.

Ferguson: The show opens with a new chicken puppet. The robot makes very few comments. Andie MacDowell. Race car driver Dario Franchitti. Dawes perform.

Last Call: From a bike shop. Dr. Drew Pinsky. Creator of travel party package, The Dinah. Gossip performs.

Tuesday April 13th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: A UFC fighter fights a Fox News anchor and lands in the same position that Sacha Baron Cohen did when he landed on Eminem. Some people don’t have to pay tax. Crazy tea party people. Rachel Maddow is the guest.

Fallon: Jimmy announces another performer for Rolling Stones week. Pros and Cons of the new KFC double down sandwich. Competitive spit takes. Kelly Ripa. Kelly and Jimmy play beer pong. Eric Stonestreet. The Specials perform.

Ferguson: The robot makes some comments. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. James Marsden. Charlyne Yi. Craig and Charlyne say goodnight.

Last Call: From a burger restaurant. Olivia Munn. Olivia’s Axe commercial. Entrepreneurial group BTTR Ventures. La Roux performs twice.

Monday April 12th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: The Supreme Court needs a new judge. An old man talks about the retiring judge. Wyatt Cenac talks to people about open gun ownership and compares it to gays. Bryan Cranston is the guest.

Fallon: Jimmy dances to and sings a goofy song about giraffes where he just repeats “it’s like a tree growing out of your body.” Freestylin’ with The Roots. Alan Cumming. Greta Gerwig. Game designer Cliff Bleszinski talks about games and debuts the trailer for Gears of War 3. Comic Baron Vaughn does standup.

Ferguson: The robot makes some new comments. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Tim Gunn. Kathy Kinney.

Friday April 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Bill does individual interviews with Chris Rock, Chef Alice Waters and Musician Billie Joe Armstrong. New Rules: Don't say Palin is smarter than Obama, don't need to play games to drink, no more sad mimes at rallies, internet is not needed on a refrigerator, and geek squad cars shouldn't be black and white like cop cars.

Fallon: Jimmy reads a goofy flyer for the chicken and egg festival. Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters. Cell Phone Shootout including a music video for a foot measurer and cutting a basketball net. Jeff Daniels. Television show host Olivia Munn dances, talks about making out with Alan Thicke, her show Attack of the Show, her upcoming book, and being in Date Night and Iron Man 2. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club performs.

Ferguson: The robot makes one or two comments. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Betty White comes out as one of the geniuses from Apple to talk about the iPad. Out takes of Michael Clarke Duncan reading from Jennifer Love Hewitt's book. Kunal Nayyar. Slash performs.

Last Call: From a comedy theater. Gillian Jacobs. Comic Dan Mintz. Never Shout Never performs twice.

Thursday April 8th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Obama signs a nuclear weapons treaty with Russia. The south is celebrating Confederates. Author David Remnick is the guest. John checks in with Stephen about Easter and Passover.

Fallon: A new episode of the Glee spoof 6-bee where the Late Night glee club battles the glee club of the Parks and Recreation cast and The Roots. Tina Fey. Tina and Jimmy compete against Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler in charades. Justin Beiber talks, answers tweets and plays drums. Chef Mario Batali cooks with Jimmy.

Ferguson: The robot makes very few comments. A picture of Matthew McConaughey and Vladimir Putin meditating. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Michael Clarke Duncan reads from Jennifer Love Hewitt's book. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Michael Clarke Duncan reads another excerpt. Author Stuart Neville. Craig and the robot say goodnight.

Last Call: From a comedy club. Nick Kroll. Comic Chelsea Peretti. Circa Survive performs.

Wednesday April 7th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: More coverage of the Pope scandal. Samantha Bee talks about it. John talks with the Michael Steele puppet voiced by Wyatt Cenac. Steve Carell is the guest.

Letterman: A strip club will be the location of the Republican National Convention. The CBS eye is red because of allergy season. CGI monsters added to golf. A lady in a commercial has a lot of bathroom problems. Dave says to brush your teeth less to have more time in your life. A commercial for the PiePad. Dave talks to a random guy who is standing with the band. Top Ten thoughts that go through every accountant’s mind on April 15th presented by accountants. Chris Rock takes up three segments. Jane Lynch.

Fallon: News stories about Miley Cyrus talking about her house, Lauren Conrad having hair extensions and Pete Wentz going to a Jay Z concert go down in the Who Cares Hindenburg. Jimmy does an ad for TurboTax. Battle of the Instant Bands. Rachel Maddow talks and then mixes drinks with Jimmy. Jimmy talks with The Mighty Boosh via webcam and shows off their iPad app. Dave Annable. Suzanne Vega performs.

Ferguson: The robot has a Price is Right name tag on. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Raquel Welch. Anna Torv. There was no time left for comic Brian McFadden.

Last Call: From a bar. Musicians Tom DeLonge and David Kennedy. Comic Matt Walsh. Angels & Airwaves perform twice.

Tuesday April 6th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: John talks about college basketball and Obama played basketball. The media covers Tiger Woods’ return to golf. Jason Jones talks about it. John McCain now has different views than those he had during the election. Author Capt. Richard Phillips is the guest.

Letterman: Dead guy in a wheelchair is footage of Cheney in a wheelchair. King Tut in Central Park is footage from an old movie of a guy shooting a mummy. A nightclub for Republicans with Reagan waitresses and a mechanical Cheney. Tiger gets hit by a golf club. Dave talks about college basketball. A fake president of Toyota comes out and yells at Americans for being fat. Dave talks to American Idol castoff Didi Benami and then she sings. Butler basketball coach Brad Stevens talks to Dave via satellite. Steve Carell. The cast of The Addams Family performs.

Fallon: Pros and Cons of Tiger Woods’ return to golf. Jimmy imitates Kate Gossellin’s Paparazzi dance from Dancing with the Stars. Christopher Meloni. Jimmy and Chris throw random items through a basketball hoop. Taraji P. Henson. Dr. Dog performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks with the robot backstage. The robot makes comments throughout the show. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Mindy Kaling. Comic Dom Irrera does standup and then talks with Craig.

Last Call: From a radio station. Rapper Ludacris. Comic Anthony Jeselnik. The Living Sisters perform twice.