Real time: A really fat guy was once considered a freak at the circus.So Bill shows us some modern day freaks.New Rules: ghosts should be naked, dominos pizza is a last resort, the pope should jump into Iceland’s volcano, airplane companies who charge for bags and to use the restroom should merge and be called shitbag, don’t drink from the river that changes the gender of fish, and the government needs to stop funding NASA.Bill wears a tea bagger hat to say the debt must be lowered.
Letterman: A crazy cab in the city.King Tut in a Hawaii chair.Dave gives a gift to a couple stuck here because of the volcano.SmallTown News.A shirtless guy offers Dave a tissue.Kelsey Grammer.Dave does a special announcement for comic Jeff Altman, who says he has no standup so he talks with Dave.Hanson performs.
Ferguson: A fake news article says a concert is canceled so Craig has to stay home and masturbate. Gardening Tips with Willie Nelson. Drew Carey. Jason Aldean performs.
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