Thursday April 1st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: CNN is losing viewers and one of their commenters is saying stupid things. France. The French President makes nasty comments about America and health care. John Oliver talks about it. Samantha Bee interviews people who are against the census. TV host Liz Claman.

Letterman: Kate Hudson on the Yankees traded for Betty White. The show’s video technician says we’re done with Harry Smith’s colonoscopy. Palin interviews Nixon. Dave talks about Easter eggs. Andy Kindler talks to the New York Yankees. Dave shows the iPad. Top Ten questions to ask yourself before waiting in line for the iPad. Sam Worthington. Dave plays with the iPad again. A clown comes out to say fuck you to Alan, Paul and Dave. There was no time for sportscasters Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic. Patty Loveless performs.

Fallon: The Roots are goofing off when Jimmy enters as an April Fool’s joke. Jimmy shows fake iPhone apps including Adam Sandler sneezing, Jersey Shore yourself, Reisersquare that lets you find Paul Reiser, a game Doodle Jumped where the character is jumped, and Club Remix Your Thoughts. Put it in Reverse where two audience members compete to do the best backwards scene that is then played forwards. The scene was the audience member being a pizza delivery person. Ricky Gervais. Anthony Mackie. Easton Corbin performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks for a few seconds because tonight’s guests will talk a lot. The bondage boy comes out. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Robin Williams takes up two segments. Philosopher Jonathan Dancy.

Last Call: From a surf shop. Victor Rasuk. Snowboarder Amy Purdy. Mishka performs. Last Call is how to make a CD bubble.