Friday April 24th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time with Bill Maher: The SlumWow! An Indian boy does everything for you while you sit in your Snuggie/ShamWow combo. Susan Boyle will have a typical music star’s disastrous career. New Rules: Pageant contestants need to stop talking, Somali pirates have to stop looking so darn cute, There is no such thing as the essential Kenny Loggins, KFC can’t sell their grilled roadkill as chicken, Chinese people have to make better Soy Sauce packages, Converatives have to stop protesting about ridiculous things. Bill compares the conservatives to a guy who lost their girlfriend, but their country has found someone new, a black guy.

Letterman: HBO’s 2008 election movie has Obama and McCain switching bodies in 47 Again. Dave thinks twitter will be written in the history books as the beginning of the end of civilization. Fun Facts: Kelly Ripa has to reintroduce herself to Regis every morning. Michael Keaton broke his foot from saving children from a burning building. He brings out the kids including an older guy, obviously a joke. Stanley Konkrite in the CBS shop talks about how Mel Gibson stole his Russian wife. Lily Allen performs.

Leno: Canceled.

Fallon: A telethon to get the Saved by the Bell cast reunited on his show. Mario Lopez shows up! Neil Patrick Harris talks about the fireworks exploding on his back during the TV Land Awards, the game he created much like MTV’s The Phone and performs some magic. Emily Deschanel, Jimmy and Neil play Operation. Madden coverboy Larry Fitzgerald Jr shows some gameplay. Comedian Reggie Watts.

Ferguson: Eddie Izzard. Chris Botti performs.

Last Call: The Madden brothers. Joshua Gomez talks about baseball and seems worried about Chuck. :(