Monday April 27th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: News networks scare the hell out of people with their coverage of the swine virus. Low flying planes over NYC causes panic for no reason. Finance Minister of France is the guest and compares France’s economy to ours. This time Jon gets a French hat.

Letterman: “What a day today, 86 and sultry, like Barbara Walters.” Gm factories closing down over the summer, but employees can still engage in horseplay with the air hose. Bronx zoo’s leaving animals will acclimate to new lives in the world. 5 day forecast. Alan Kalter gets a visit from his long lost son. Top 10 thoughts that went through Matthew Stafford’s mind on draft day: he presents the list. 2. Why does Jessica Simpson keep calling me? 1. I’d gladly go number 2 if it means I don’t have to appear on Letterman. Matthew Fox talks about his children, his childhood and giving the commencement speech at Colombia. Just a little bit about Lost. Biff talks about climate change, goes outside, but doesn’t come back. Carol Leifer. All American Rejects perform.

Leno: Leno comes out of the hospital with nine babies, “take that octomom!” “While in the hospital I woke up from a bad dream to see Conan holding a pillow over my head.” Headlines: A woman has a thought bubble with a cucumber in it. Eric Bana. Marjorie Johnson bakes a cake, talks about how she talks fast and the cake falls. Big Voodoo band performs.

Fallon: Repeats all week.
Last Call: Repeats all week.

Ferguson: He talks about the swine flu. Emails. Nature’s Platform. Shirley Manson and Breckin Meyer.