Friday January 29th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Ferguson: The show starts with a new cat puppet who talks to a skull. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Jon Heder. Corinne Bailey Rae performs. Comic Dana Eagle does standup.

Thursday January 28th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: The Republican response to Obama’s speech. Obama’s speech and how he seemed pissed at everyone. Fox News bashed Obama’s speech while MSNBC loved it. CNN had a lot of gadgets to measure reaction to the speech. Chris Matthews says he forgot Obama was black. Wyatt Cenac talks about the networks and the black comment. Author Doris Kearns Goodwin is the guest.

Ferguson: Rosie O’Donnell, Craig, the midget, the puppets and two other guys lip synch Addicted to Love. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Rosie O’Donnell takes up two segments. Wilco performs.

Wednesday January 27th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Politicians say Obama must come to the middle and away from the extreme left. Aasif Mandvi discusses it. The guy who dressed as a pimp to expose Acorn now went to a senator’s office as a phone company worker. Author Ethan Watters is the guest. Jon checks in with Stephen who says he enjoyed tonight’s show, but he doesn’t know anything that happened.

Ferguson: The show opens with a video and song for a sitcom titled Eddie and the Barbeque Guy with Eddie Izzard, cook Myron Mixon, fake Craig and the midget as baby Mozart. Craig says he’s switching things up and the monologue will come later in the show. Eddie Izzard takes up two segments. Craig does a monologue while checking in with cook Myron Mixon who is on the building’s roof in the nighttime. Then Craig is on the roof cooking with Myron, but it is now the daytime. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day at the end of the show.

Tuesday January 26th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Osama Bin Laden claims responsibility for the underwear bomber, but Jon isn’t surprised. A video package of Wyatt Cenac interviewing people about the 9/11 terrorists trial coming to New York. Obama wants to deal with the banks, so it makes the stock market go down. Elizabeth Warren is the guest.

Ferguson: Craig shows a clip of a woman who passed out during The Price is Right and they add in fart sounds. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. 50 Cent. Adrianne Palicki. 50 Cent performs.

Monday January 25th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Obama wants to meet with people in ordinary locations. Corporations can now spend money on political campaigns. John Oliver talks about the effect the corporation brand names will have. Then John has a paid advertisement bad mouthing Jon. A politician from South Carolina says children shouldn’t get free school lunch. Bill Gates is the guest.

Ferguson: The show starts with “What did we learn on the show tonight Craig?” because Craig wants to confuse the viewers. A guy in a polar bear costume wearing a Canadian hockey jersey is watching Craig. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Carl Reiner. Alicia Witt. In the last segment Craig says welcome to the show and we’ll be right back.

Friday January 22th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Dave just mentions that tonight is Conan’s final show and that it looks like he knocked out another competitor. Then he goes on to make jokes about Jay. A guy comes out with Starbucks for Dave and then runs away. A promo for Late Shift 2 starring Max Von Sydow as Dave. Dave talks about pets and he doesn’t mention Conan. I guess he knows no one is watching him tonight. Fun Facts. Top 10 things to be happy about. Catherine Zeta Jones talks and sings a little bit of a song. Comic Jeff Stilson does standup. Charlotte Gainsbourg performs.

Conan: The final show! Conan tells some more jokes about his departure. Conan says he wants Tilda Swinton to play himself in a movie based on this situation and compares himself to a picture of her. Conan runs down a list of goofy things that NBC can do with their studio. Another big budget sketch is a giant sloth fossil spraying caviar on an original Picasso. Then Conan addresses the internet outrage about these not being real and admits it’s just a joke. A montage of the best moments from the show and it ends with the words To Be Continued. Conan says where viewers can go to donate to Haiti. Steve Carrel comes out to do an exit interview with Conan. Tom Hanks comes out with alcohol, has sideburns for Conan to wear and talks about Conan. Neil Young performs. A picture of the entire staff is shown. Conan says his final goodbye thanking NBC for all the support they’ve given him over the years, the fans for supporting him, says that he has had a great time and finally for viewers not to be cynical and things do not always work out as you thought they would. Then Will Ferrell sings Freebird along with ZZ Top, Ben Harper, Beck and Conan on guitar. Will also breaks out the cowbell. The show then ends when the song finishes and Conan is screaming yeah.

Fallon: Jimmy shows that his studio is right to Conan’s old studio and then goes in to sing a goodbye song with the Roots. When Jimmy pours some alcohol Dr. Oz turns on the lights and asks them what the hell they are doing to his studio. Jimmy shows how to send a text to donate to Haiti. Jimmy does his weekly thank you letters and they don’t have any random side stuff like last week. Brendan Fraser talks and then he and Jimmy race around the backstage area on skis. Tracey Ullman. Beach House performs.

Ferguson: The show starts with a Mythbusters sketch with Craig and the midget being Adam and Jamie from the show. Craig lights a flame under the midget’s butt when he farts making him go flying into the air and his leg falling to the ground. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Grant Imahara, Kari Byron and Tory Belleci from Mythbusters are all interviewed separately. Hot Rats perform.

Thursday January 21st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: John Edwards admits his affair. Obama admits he hasn’t done well so far. Keith Olberman rants about why he hates the Massachusetts Republican winner. So Jon then does a rant about Keith in the style that he does his rants. Julie Andrews is the guest.

Letterman: Chuck Schumer’s head edited onto a naked male model. The Massachusetts winner walking on a beach naked with his wife. Footage from a movie with Leno slapping Mr. Miyagi is supposed to be him negotiating with an NBC executive. Getting to know Carson Daly has the announcer not really knowing much about him or his show. Jay Leno used one of his cars to force Jimmy Stewart off the road. Dave can’t stop staring at the naked picture of the Massachusetts winner that is hung up on a wall. Dave says he’s been told he has been doing too many jokes about Jay and not enough about Conan. So writer Joe Grossman comes out to read some jokes about Conan, but they are actually about Jay and one about Letterman being old. Top 10 surprising facts about Scott Brown. Harrison Ford takes up three segments. Blind Boys of Alabama with Lou Reed perform.

Conan: Conan talks about the deal being finalized and tomorrow night being their last show. Conan runs down a list of goofy things that are in his release contract. Classic clip is Andy rolling around outside in a ball. Pee Wee Herman plays with an NBC peacock plush and a giraffe plush imitating Conan’s situation. Conan goes through more offers they got for the show on Craigslist. A derby winning horse in a mink snuggy comes out and is the show’s latest really expensive purchase. Ben Stiller comes out and does a Green PSA that they should not have built a huge studio to use for only 7 months. He also shows a reel of his appearance on the show. Robin Williams talks mostly about Conan and NBC including singing an Irish song with a lot of cursing about it. Barry Manilow performs and then talks with Conan. At the end they showed the end of show song that Conan always sings to the audience after the cameras have stopped rolling.

Fallon: Jimmy says he has learnt that hosting Late Night is a one way ticket to not hosting the Tonight Show. Lickin it for Ten was Vancouver Winter Olympics themed so one person had to lick a globe around to land on Vancouver, another had to lick a gold medal while sticking her tongue through the mouth of a Shaun White cardboard and two people compete to lick the fastest down a slalom course. After they send to commercial Jimmy does an ad for Cottonelle toilet paper asking the audience whether they have their toilet paper roll over or under. Queen Latifah talks and then plays charades with Jimmy, Tariq and Higgins. Rose Byrne. The cast of Fela performs.

Ferguson: To begin the show is a trailer for Jersey Shore The Movie starring Mila Kunis, Thomas Lennon, Nick Lachey, the show’s midget and Craig Ferguson playing characters from the show, except for Craig who was Mario from the video game. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Adam Goldberg and Craig rub their hair together. Abbie Cornish.

Wednesday January 20th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: The Republican in Massachusetts wins and the news networks say Obama is screwed. John Oliver talks about the matter including comparing it to Leno pushing Conan out of the way. The win made stocks go up so Jon listened to Jim Cramer to buy, but then they go down. Footage of Fox News’s coverage of the win and then old clips of Fox badmouthing Obama. Author Jim Wallis is the guest. Moment of Zen: Scott Brown says his two daughters are available.

Letterman: Models who became politicians included Abraham Lincoln with no pants on and his hat covering his crotch. Osama Bin Laden computer generated image is him clean shaven and in a baseball cap. Leno hosting Jack Paar’s show and interviewing Ronald Reagan. Anchors on a CBS local newscast say they are Team Conan, but then realize they are Team Letterman, except for one lady. Alan Kalter wants to go outside to ask people how they feel about Obama, but no cameras follow him so he gets mad. Dave buys girl scout cookies from a lady in the audience. Claire Danes. Will Arnett talks about his kid. James Taylor and Carole King perform.

Conan: Jokes about NBC. Conan runs down a list of things that lasted less than Conan’s 7 months on the show. The final one was the Masturbating Bear’s absence and then he comes out to do his masturbating. Classic clip is Conando with a horse. Ed Helms comes out to sing a song about Conan and NBC. Conan says where to go to donate to Haiti. A tank of hamsters comes out and it is all the hamsters born to the show’s staffers. Conan says they will be doing very expensive comedy bits and he brings out a Bugatti Veyron car dressed as a mouse while Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones is playing. Adam Sandler sings a song to Conan to try and make him cry. Then he talks about old times on SNL and dealing with NBC. He also shows posters of movies that he and Conan can star in. Joel McHale. Joss Stone performs.

Fallon: It is Quest’s birthday so Jimmy chats with him. Jimmy plays an angel and Higgins plays a devil who both give advice to Obama while he is giving a speech. Jimmy reads fake audience suggestions, which has them showing or doing a bunch of random things including Jimmy interviewing an audience member and Jimmy singing a song in pig latin. Tom Brokaw talks and has Jimmy do an impression of him. Richard Belzer. Football player Kerry Rhodes. Switchfoot performs.

Ferguson: A graphic for Penguin Awareness Day. Clip of John McCain sounding like Batman's The Penguin has more animals making sounds added to it. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Craig plays with the Jeff Zucker cardboard head and a stuffed penguin. Keri Russell talks about her legs and her husband. Comic Jake Johannsen does standup and then talks to Craig.

Tuesday January 19th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: News networks give Obama a grade for his first year in office. Larry Wilmore talks about what Obama has done. A financial crisis commission discusses the problems that occurred. Colin Firth. Jon checks in with Stephen and they wonder if they really are friends. Moment of Zen: Martha Stewart dancing on a pole.

Letterman: Osama Bin Laden sketch is Larry King. A photo of Osama is a celebrity mugshot. A promo for Jay returning to the Tonight Show mentions all the things he stole. Dave talks about Jay’s speech from last night and that he said not to blame Conan, but no one is. Then he talks about when NBC told him he won’t be getting the show so he went to CBS and says Jay should have went somewhere else also. Dwayne Johnson talks about playing college football, his wrestling career and his new movie. Charity spokesperson Bettina Luescher talks about Haiti. There was no time left for the Swell Season.

Conan: Conan talks bad about NBC while speaking in Spanish. Below the applause sign is a sign that says humor him for 7 months. Heidi Montag after the surgery is Gary Busey. Classic clip is Conan dancing with Shaq. Conan runs down his goofy plans for next week. Conan says the show’s .6^th Anniversary is tomorrow. Conan shows the clip from Taiwan where they recreated the situation with animated characters. Norm McDonald comes out with a basket he bought for Conan in June and then reads the card that is congratulating Conan for getting the show. Quentin Tarantino pitches a movie idea for Conan and talks about his movie. Paul Bettany. Spoon performs.

Fallon: Jimmy gets a tie as a gift from an audience member. Jimmy says he is a character in the WWE video game and the DS game Dark Void Zero because he won a contest when he was young. Iphone apps included Are you stoned, Avatarify yourself, Axl Rose singing over calm scenes, brush Paul Reiser’s teeth, a Christian Slater and Jack Nicholson conversation, a clam bake finder and a romantic comedy title generator. The show’s pastor sings about the Subway club sandwich. Randy Jackson talks about American Idol and then plays guitar while Jimmy sings Pants on the Ground. Paul Teutul Sr. The Mountain Goats perform.

Ferguson: Clips of Morgan Freeman announcing the CBS Evening News has him adding lines at the end including saying his fart sounds like a horn, Fox News is bullshit and Katie Couric is hot. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Alan Alda. Anna Kendrick.

Monday January 18th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: A democrat is losing in Massachusetts because she’s a bad candidate, but Obama needs her to win so Jon goes on a rant about it. Wyatt Cenac goes to Harry Reid’s apology meeting and talks with black people about how they feel. Author David Walker is the guest.

Letterman: Statue of Liberty is green for Jets fever, even though she always is. A stage hand in a Jets jersey comes out looking for money, but it wasn’t for a bet, it’s because Dave has to pay them not to beat him up. Peyton Manning won’t be at the football game because he’ll be shooting commercials. In 2042 NBC will turn Jay into Darth Vader so he can still host the Tonight Show. Dave comments on the NBC situation and about Dick Ebersol siding with Leno and badmouthing Letterman. Top 10 signs the Jets are getting cocky. Kristen Bell talks about her boyfriend Dax Shepard, getting stung by a bee and her new movie. Randy Jackson talks about American Idol. Charlotte Gainsbourg performs twice.

Conan: A little boy who is on the terror watch list is being interviewed and an older man’s voice is dubbed over his. Conan shows footage of the rally outside from earlier today and footage of La Bamba in a glass box. A pro-NBC rally is a barren desert with a donkey. Classic clip is Tom Hanks being hit by a meteor. Conan shows some of the pictures of offers he has received for the show’s ad on Craigslist. Then Conan shows a Craiglist ad he put up for himself in casual encounters. Conan says where viewers can go to donate to Haiti. Conan runs down the list of offers he has received. Writer Deon Cole compares Conan to a black man. Martin Scorsese. Colin Firth. Cirque Du Solei: Kooza performs which was just a woman swinging multiple hula hoops.

Fallon: Jimmy shows a video of a baby making a face when trying a lemon. Jimmy gives a shout out and then Quest, some writers, the director and a guy that looks like Quest who says he was the original drummer all want to give shout outs. An old VHS style video of Jimmy teaching people what to do when there is a fire. Ashley Judd. Race car driver Jimmie Johnson. Jimmy, Ashley and Jimmie race go-karts around the studio. The Cribs perform.

Ferguson: The bondage boy comes out. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Marion Cotillard. Steve Jones chats first. Then he and the Hotrats perform.

Friday January 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Only a few jokes about NBC this time. Sue the costume lady comes out to brush Dave’s suit. Fruit of the Loom fruit are the security at an airport. Bloomberg wants people to grow up big and strong, just like him, but he’s short. A run down of recent host changes on TV including Larry King being replaced by a boot. Dave gives a restaurant gift certificate as a birthday gift to an audience member. Dave reads green tips in the style of fun facts. One of them was save paper by printing all green tips on one page. He his interrupted by a stage hand who talks to him about random topics. Dave does a joke where he has to pay 8 million lira so he pulls out a bunch of towels that look like money. Top 10 excuses of the naked White House jogger. Glenn Close. Comic Eddie Brill does standup, this guy does warm up for the show. Matt Morris performs.

Conan: Jokes about his situation. Video of Conan getting out of his car and he is getting shot at as he runs to the studio doors. Classic clip is Conan showing off his vocal range to Eddie Murphy. Conan runs down the features of a Tonight Show with Conan travel bag that they plan to sell. Conan goes through some offers he has received on Craigslist for the show. Writer Deon Cole this time compares Conan to a pimp. Jeff Bridges talks and then sings a song with a guitar. Mary Lynn Rajskub talks about Conan and about being a comedian. Lifehouse performs.

Fallon: Weekly thank you letters included a lot of asides such as music playing in time with Jimmy sealing an envelope, Higgins doing a Japanese voice while Jimmy badly tries to synch his lips to it, Jimmy saying Ringo is his favorite drummer then Quest being sad about and footage of three Jets players doing a thank you letter. Hot dog in a hole with the cardboard celebrity heads being Bill O’Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin. Kiefer Sutherland. Kerry Washington. Hot Rats perform.

Ferguson: Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Thomas Lennon. Shiri Appleby. Luke Bryan performs.

Thursday January 14th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Glenn Beck acts creepy in his first interview with Sarah Palin. Rush Limbaugh, a preacher and Rachel Maddow take advantage of the Haiti crisis to push their agenda. Jason Jones talks to a gay man who wants a divorce from his husband and a preacher who is against it, plus a couple who has a second woman in their relationship. Tom Brokaw is the guest. Jon talks about the NBC situation and then they show a few minutes of a new John Oliver talkshow that must air between Stewart and Colbert, but they only have time for the intro and John talking to his bandleader Ringo Starr.

Letterman: Jokes about the NBC situation. Jay is the Statue of Liberty. Camera on NBC headquarters and they are waiting for smoke to come out of the chimney indicating a decision has been made. Then later smoke does come out. An ad says Jay Leno stands for Middle America, like killing Indians because you want their land. Dave says his boss Les Moonves stopped by today to say he’s happy to have Dave. Top 10 pieces of advice for people having heart surgery. Denzel Washington brings out fake surgical supplies such as scissors, glue and tape and talks about his new movie. Heart surgeon Dr. O. Wayne Isom talks about the heart surgery that Dave had 10 years ago. The Low Anthem performs.

Conan: Jokes about his situation. A promo for new NBC shows at 10:00 include a baby and monkey pick Youtube clips and a rock with a laugh track. Conan runs down a list of possible titles for a porno he would star in about the situation. Classic clip is Bruno dancing on Conan’s desk. Conan talks about the disaster in Haiti and says viewers can donate money through the StillerStrong website. Conan says he is putting the show on Craigslist and reads the ad. Andy speaks saying he is upset that he is losing his job and that he has spent all his money. Rob Lowe talks about the extreme sports he does. Jane Krakowski talks about her husband. Hilary Hahn performs.

Fallon: Jimmy as that country singing character sings Pants on the Ground to begin the show. Heidi Montag’s new album, John Mayer giving up twitter and of course, Pete Wentz growing a beard goes down in flames in the Who Cares Hindenbergh. Mustache Fights with Wilford Brimley’s and ‘80s Larry Bird’s mustaches. When Geraldo Rivera’s and John Stossel’s mustaches interrupt the fight, a Detective Jam Face ad takes up the whole screen. Sigourney Weaver talks about Avatar and then plays beer pong with Jimmy. Jeremy Renner talks about The Hurt Locker and then sings a song. Then he and Jimmy are in bomb disposal uniforms to play the electronic game Perfection. Loudon Wainwright III performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks about the Haiti tragedy and how to donate. Julie Andrews. Amber Valetta. Vampire Weekend performs. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day during the ending.

Wednesday January 13th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Jon acts shocked to Weird News including Mark Mcgwire admitting he took steroids, a book of presidential campaign revelations and Palin joining Fox News, but none of them are very surprising. Trend spotters on news programs talk about upcoming trends for 2010, were wrong about their 2009 predictions and Jason Jones comes out reporting on the trends of trend spotters. Jon chats with Ringo quickly then Ringo with Ben Harper and Relentless 7 perform two songs.

Letterman: Jokes about the NBC situation. Jay Leno The Early Years was a story about Jay not getting a part in a Peter Pan play when he was young then footage of someone causing chaos on a Peter Pan set which is supposed to be an angry Jay. Jay Leno will soon take over the Arsenio Hall show and then Merv Griffin’s grave. Dave tells an old story about uninviting a stupid NBC exec to a party and then talks more about the NBC situation including inviting all the hosts on his show and bashing Jeff Zucker. Top 10 messages on Jeff Zucker’s voicemail. Kiefer Sutherland comes out in a dress because he lost a bet and talks about 24. Old footage of Dave and Dennis Rodman wearing dresses. Dave gives information on where to go to donate money to help Haiti. Keri Russell has a somewhat awkward interview with Dave after he asks about her son River’s name and other weird questions. The HotRats perform.

Conan: Jokes about his situation. Footage of Obama saying he supports Conan. More subtitled footage of world leaders supporting Conan. Ideas for what NBC will do with the Winter Olympics. Jack McBrayer as Kenneth the Page comes out with a tour group saying this is the former home of the Tonight Show and other jokes. Learning about the news while on the news was Denzel Washington learning about Simon Cowell leaving Idol. A classic clip of the Tonight Show was wax Tom Cruise and Fonzie being shot out of cannons. Wow they aren’t even trying anymore. Ricky Gervais makes jokes about NBC and talks about his new podcast show. Bryce Dallas Howard talks about her kid and her new movie. Comic Whitney Cummings does standup.

Fallon: Jimmy talks about how he feels about the NBC situation. Head Swap included the graphics guy faking his own funeral to get health insurance. Airdrumming competition with audience members. Freddie Prinze Jr does his own airdrumming with throwing the air stick into the air and catching it. Then he talks about memories with Jimmy, writing for the WWE and being on 24. Anthony Anderson talks about his show and football including the LT dancing online video, then all three of them make up a dance. Jimmy, Freddie and Anthony try to hit targets with paintball guns. Ke$ha performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks to a cardboard Jeff Zucker head saying he’s happy at CBS. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Craig draws a fuller butt on his new mug. Richard Lewis takes up two segments. There was no time for Amber Valletta.

Tuesday January 12th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Unemployment is still up, but Wall Street is still getting bonuses and we see people explaining why Wall Street had to be saved. Wyatt Cenac interviews people in New Jersey about the state possibly allowing gay marriage and then compares their crusade to America gaining its freedom. Author Paul Ingrassia is the guest.

Letterman: Jokes about the NBC shakeup. A guy comes out with a vacuum cleaner interrupting Dave. An ad for a new NBC show is Law and Order: Leno Victims Unit starring people victimized by Leno including Conan, Fallon and Ice-T as Carson Daly. Dave explains the NBC situation making jokes along the way. Top 10 highlights of Sarah Palin’s first day at Fox News. Whoopi Goldberg. A guy comes out who is supposed to be the sex robot and talks about his features. Jason Sudeikis. Findlay Brown performs.

Conan: Jokes about the NBC shakeup. Subtitles added to footage of foreign leaders that have them talking about their disappointment in the NBC situation. Howie Mandel comes out with Deal or No Deal briefcases, which they open up to reveal goofy possible options for Conan. Slow News Day was a news anchor reporting on the Weiner and Delight towns. They raise a tiny suit into the rafters which is supposed to be Simon Cowell’s tight fitting shirt. Writer Deon Cole comes out to compare NBC to a pimp and the talkshow hosts as its hos. Tom Brokaw talks about Conan at some old NBC parties and his upcoming special. Zachary Levi talks about playing video games online and Conan screws up asking him how it was in the voiceover booth for Chimpmunks and is then told he actually plays a live action character. Roseanne Cash performs.

Fallon: Freestylin with The Roots had them singing in Beatles style. Ringo Starr performs once. Then he talks with Jimmy and answers video viewer questions. Then he performs twice more and once again with Jimmy also singing.

Ferguson: Wavy the Crocodile talks about the NBC situation. Craig runs down a list of actors that will play the hosts in a movie. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day. Carey Mulligan. Comic Paula Poundstone does standup and then talks with Craig.

Monday January 11th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Blagovich says he’s blacker than Obama, a guy wrote a book about Obama not acting black and Giuliani forgets about 9/11. The news networks compare the terror attacks under Bush and Obama, then John Oliver comes out with a scoreboard to talk about it. John Yoo takes up two segments.

Letterman: Dave makes some jokes about the NBC shakeup. A message interrupts Dave saying NBC is moving him back to the 12:30 slot. On the air right now on NBC is Charles Grodin and Don King hosting a talk show. A picture falls behind Gov. Arnold. Dave talks about the NBC shakeup including the history of Jay getting the Tonight Show, wonders where Carson Daly will end up, does Jay’s voice and suggests that Jay and Conan co-host the Tonight Show, that’s actually a good idea! Top 10 signs there’s trouble at NBC. Jennifer Connelly talks about a family gathering and her new movie. Paul Teutul Sr. talks about bikes. Ryan Bingham performs.

Conan: Conan makes many jokes about the NBC shakeup and seems bitter about it. Conan runs down a list of goofy fake things he can do. Conan has an Avatar character come in to replace Cody Deveraux and he gets upset so runs outside and melts. Audiency Awards included an NBC exec being a bum. Gary Oldman talks and mentions the NBC shakeup in the beginning of the interview. Dax Shepard talks about Costco and Myspace. Vampire Weekend performs.

Fallon: Obama facial expressions included a lot more good ones this time, before turning into him talking about the show Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Two groups of two audience members compete to do the best spit takes. Maggie Gyllenhaal talks about her husband and her new movie. Baseball player David Ortiz talks about his hot sauce and then throws eggs at Jimmy to hit. Lenny Clarke does standup and then chats with Jimmy.

Ferguson: They have a graphic that says TV Goes Nuts and Jay and Conan’s heads race towards each other then explode. A new graphic for Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day with a picture of him with a mustache and cigar. Mila Kunis brought a mug she made for Craig and talks a variety of topics. Nellie McKay performs.

Friday January 8th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Statue of Liberty in a bullet proof box. Buying Hanes underwear now requires a background check. A monkey is operating the phone at the Russian NASA when you call for information on their monkey space program. Dave talks about some college football incident. Dave pumps up the camera with the microphone. Top 10 signs Regis is not quite right. Teri Hatcher talks about doing a triathlon, doing a stripper routine on Desperate Housewives and being sick. Comic Jake Johannsen does standup. The Dodos perform.

Conan: Conan makes jokes addressing the situation with Leno being moved into his timeslot. Footage of Cops is supposed to be college football fans celebrating their win. An ad for podiums being endorsed by Obama. Conan runs down a list of goofy rumors that are going around about him and Leno. People trying to tend to a body keep getting shot in Detroit. Andy promotes Gatorade Andy which includes fattening flavors. The black writer comments on the word negro being used on a form. Michael Cera talks about an old role he didn’t get, hanging out with the Jersey Shore cast, does Jersey dancing with Conan and talks about his new movie. Aziz Ansari tells funny stories. OK Go performs.

Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you notes included one addressing the NBC talk show issue saying that his show will compete with infomercials, I hope it’s not on that late!! Dance your hats and gloves off with Nick Jonas playing the guitar. Matthew Broderick. Ashley Greene talks about Twilight and a photoshoot. Nick Jonas & the Administration performs and then sits down to talk for a minute.

Ferguson: The show opens with Jason Segal in a room backstage being asked by a producer to sign a picture of his penis from Sarah Marshall and then Craig comes in saying there is no producer by that name, then asks Jason if we will see his penis tonight. Craig has the marshmallow gun, says it was a bong for the prop guy and when he was caught using it he made believe it was a gun and then the prop guy comes out to take away the gun. Jason Segal talks about a variety of topics for two segments. There was no time for Shiri Appleby.

Thursday January 7th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Peter Orzag is involved in a sex scandal. Obama promised the health care discussions would be broadcast on CSPAN, but they are not. Samantha Bee talks about how presidents should never make specific promises. Chris Dodd won’t run again. Maggie Gyllenhaal is the guest.

Letterman: A random family gets into an Obama meeting. A bunch of news network hosts saying underpants. Two female airport workers laugh at Dave’s fully body scan image. Top 10 things I’ve learned from the last 20 years of television presented by an animated Homer Simpson. Bradley Cooper talks about hosting a Discovery Channel show where he went around the world. Cue card boy Tony Mendez wanted to wish his aunt a happy birthday, but instead promoted the George Lopez show in Spanish, which made Dave mad at him and then Tony mad at Dave. Rachel Maddow talks about current events. Nick Jonas and the Administration perform.

Conan: Security fluffer at airports makes men hard before they get a full body scan. Conan runs down a list of signs the underwear bomber gave including goofy ones. Audience plugs included Tiger Woods promoting a taco place, a guy’s phone number being written on a bathroom stall and Pierre Bernard rapping about a woman’s item for sale. Jackie Chan talks about his childhood and shows off some fighting styles. Emily Blunt. Jencarlos performs.

Fallon: Anthony Hamilton is sitting in with the Roots. Jimmy shows painting of Elvis doing currently popular things. Then a fake Elvis comes out and sings a song about one of the paintings. Two bullriders teach Jimmy how to ride a mechanical bull. Amy Adams talks about being pregnant and her new movie. Then she and Jimmy sing karaoke together in front of the Sharp 108. John Oliver. Mixologist Jim Meehan mixes drinks.

Ferguson: Craig discusses the rumored changes being made at NBC with their talk shows and says his show may suck, but at least it sucks at the same hour every night. Comic Steven Wright does standup then talks with Craig. Michelle Monaghan talks and shoots marshmallows out of Craig’s marshmallow gun.

Wednesday January 6th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: A fake video detailing the making of the interview with a CGI George Lucas. Obama responds to the underwear bomber. Some information on Yemen. Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is the guest.

Letterman: Special agent Mark Harmon on Obama panel. Air Jihad allows terrorists to do whatever they like. A basketball at a game is shot out of the air. Top 10 signs you’re at a bad airport. Sigourney Weaver talks about Avatar and they digitally make their skin color blue. Marv Albert talks about sports and does his yearly blooper reel. Julian Casablancas performs.

Conan: Terrorists sneak behind Obama while he gives a speech. Two guys ride in the elevator of the world’s largest building in Dubai for hours and talk about random topics. Conan and Andy talk to each other in Avatar’s language Navi, then Max joins in speaking Klingon and they are all branded as nerd, super nerd and sad. Celebrity Survey. Matthew Broderick. Robin Tunney talks and shows a clip of herself in a movie where she thinks her boobs like big. Ke$ha performs then has gifts for Conan that say they are best friends, creepy.

Fallon: Jimmy as post apocalyptic Andy Rooney talks about his life in that time. Celebrity Man Boobs has audience members guess which man boob belongs to a certain celebrity. Ethan Hawke talks then he and Jimmy try to shoot vampire related objects through a basketball hoop. Gabby Sidibe. Clipse performs.

Ferguson: Craig again uses the marshmallow gun. He communicates with the alien in the audience using the spinning tubes. Ray Romano. Nellie McKay talks and then performs.

Tuesday January 5th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: The world’s tallest building is opened in Dubai. John Oliver talks to people who lived in older times to find out if those time periods were really better than today like the Fox News hosts claim they were. More on Brit Hume saying Tiger should convert to Christianity, the backlash that it created and Aasif Mandvi comments on the negative way Muslims are stereotyped. George Lucas is the guest.

Letterman: Hats on the heads of Mount Rushmore. Trump’s and Blagovich’s hair growls at each other. Surveillance footage of white house crasher is David Hasselhoff eating the burger. Dave shows a picture of the transgender person working in the White House and Alan Kalter freaks out because he slept with her/him. A message to replace the batteries on underpants smoke detectors. An ad for Daybreakers movie says to see it if you aren’t already sick of the ton of other vampire movies. Dave talks about overeating then goes on a scale that says he’s 365 pounds. Top 10 signs you’re already having a bad year. Amy Adams talks about being pregnant and her new movie. A message from the show’s technical department. Zachary Levi talks about his childhood and tells stories from his vacation. Vampire Weekend performs.

Conan: Conan’s full body x-ray scan shows him as a bodybuilder. During a weather report about how cold it is, the tip of Florida shrinks. Tuning in late to the news has a guy saying vampires could return. Conan gets an icy cold stare from Ice Cube while finishing his monologue. Triumph visits yet another dog business and it still sucked with crappy jokes. How about talking to people and insulting them like he used to do? Or is that too dirty for 11:30? Queen Latifah. Chris Pratt. Comic Juston McKinney does standup.

Fallon: Wheel of Carpet Samples included a hand drawn cartoon and a piñata. Michael Cera talks then plays Taboo with Jimmy and some audience members. Ana Gasteyer talks about the old times on SNL and her kids. Shwayze performs.

Ferguson: Craig speaks Spanish to begin the show and we see subtitles translating what he is saying, then he soon starts talking nonsense and has a fight with the person who writes them. Craig still has the marshmallow gun. Craig talks with Kathy Griffin on the phone about her cursing on CNN’s New Year’s Eve show. Patricia Heaton. Yonder Mountain String Band performs. There was no time for Carey Mulligan.

Monday January 4th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: First show in HD!! Jon talks about the underwear bomber and people on news networks want Obama to do more about it. Jon talks with Wyatt Cenac, Samantha Bee and Aasif Mandvi about what religion Tiger Woods should convert to for redemption. Then John Oliver is dressed as a character from Avatar and suggests their religion. Michael Pollan talks about food.

Letterman: Earth has a hat on and is shivering. Gatorade being dropped on football coach on a cold night is just ice that knocks him out. News anchors can’t pronounce the underwear bomber’s name. Dave talks about balloon boy and the underwear bomber. They were going to do Small Town News, but Dave talked for too long. Top 10 Washington Wizards Explanations. Michael Cera talks about going through a 10 day silent camp, shows his parents and shows an old clip of him as a child playing an evil character on a tv show. Jenna Elfman talks about being pregnant. David Gray performs.

Conan: Clip of “Did you hear about the Morgans?” is just a guy asking that question, saying they’re dead and then crying. Tonight Show Flash Mob is one guy in gold clothes dancing around. Conan and Andy talk about their vacations. La Bamba says his new year’s resolution is to be a better actor, but then acts badly so he gets stamped with Resolution Broken. In the Year 3000. Ethan Hawke. Patton Oswalt tells stories from when he was high. Katharine McPhee performs.

Fallon: An original member of the Roots is sitting in with them. Questions with Quest Love. Cell Phone Shootout. Bill Hader talks about SNL and his baby. Fred Willard. Japandroids perform.

Ferguson: Clip of Craig snowboarding is a guy snowboarding in only a bright red speedo. Craig shoots marshmallows out of a marshmallow gun. Rosie Perez. Switchfoot performs.