Thursday January 7th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Peter Orzag is involved in a sex scandal. Obama promised the health care discussions would be broadcast on CSPAN, but they are not. Samantha Bee talks about how presidents should never make specific promises. Chris Dodd won’t run again. Maggie Gyllenhaal is the guest.

Letterman: A random family gets into an Obama meeting. A bunch of news network hosts saying underpants. Two female airport workers laugh at Dave’s fully body scan image. Top 10 things I’ve learned from the last 20 years of television presented by an animated Homer Simpson. Bradley Cooper talks about hosting a Discovery Channel show where he went around the world. Cue card boy Tony Mendez wanted to wish his aunt a happy birthday, but instead promoted the George Lopez show in Spanish, which made Dave mad at him and then Tony mad at Dave. Rachel Maddow talks about current events. Nick Jonas and the Administration perform.

Conan: Security fluffer at airports makes men hard before they get a full body scan. Conan runs down a list of signs the underwear bomber gave including goofy ones. Audience plugs included Tiger Woods promoting a taco place, a guy’s phone number being written on a bathroom stall and Pierre Bernard rapping about a woman’s item for sale. Jackie Chan talks about his childhood and shows off some fighting styles. Emily Blunt. Jencarlos performs.

Fallon: Anthony Hamilton is sitting in with the Roots. Jimmy shows painting of Elvis doing currently popular things. Then a fake Elvis comes out and sings a song about one of the paintings. Two bullriders teach Jimmy how to ride a mechanical bull. Amy Adams talks about being pregnant and her new movie. Then she and Jimmy sing karaoke together in front of the Sharp 108. John Oliver. Mixologist Jim Meehan mixes drinks.

Ferguson: Craig discusses the rumored changes being made at NBC with their talk shows and says his show may suck, but at least it sucks at the same hour every night. Comic Steven Wright does standup then talks with Craig. Michelle Monaghan talks and shoots marshmallows out of Craig’s marshmallow gun.