Tuesday January 5th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: The world’s tallest building is opened in Dubai. John Oliver talks to people who lived in older times to find out if those time periods were really better than today like the Fox News hosts claim they were. More on Brit Hume saying Tiger should convert to Christianity, the backlash that it created and Aasif Mandvi comments on the negative way Muslims are stereotyped. George Lucas is the guest.

Letterman: Hats on the heads of Mount Rushmore. Trump’s and Blagovich’s hair growls at each other. Surveillance footage of white house crasher is David Hasselhoff eating the burger. Dave shows a picture of the transgender person working in the White House and Alan Kalter freaks out because he slept with her/him. A message to replace the batteries on underpants smoke detectors. An ad for Daybreakers movie says to see it if you aren’t already sick of the ton of other vampire movies. Dave talks about overeating then goes on a scale that says he’s 365 pounds. Top 10 signs you’re already having a bad year. Amy Adams talks about being pregnant and her new movie. A message from the show’s technical department. Zachary Levi talks about his childhood and tells stories from his vacation. Vampire Weekend performs.

Conan: Conan’s full body x-ray scan shows him as a bodybuilder. During a weather report about how cold it is, the tip of Florida shrinks. Tuning in late to the news has a guy saying vampires could return. Conan gets an icy cold stare from Ice Cube while finishing his monologue. Triumph visits yet another dog business and it still sucked with crappy jokes. How about talking to people and insulting them like he used to do? Or is that too dirty for 11:30? Queen Latifah. Chris Pratt. Comic Juston McKinney does standup.

Fallon: Wheel of Carpet Samples included a hand drawn cartoon and a piñata. Michael Cera talks then plays Taboo with Jimmy and some audience members. Ana Gasteyer talks about the old times on SNL and her kids. Shwayze performs.

Ferguson: Craig speaks Spanish to begin the show and we see subtitles translating what he is saying, then he soon starts talking nonsense and has a fight with the person who writes them. Craig still has the marshmallow gun. Craig talks with Kathy Griffin on the phone about her cursing on CNN’s New Year’s Eve show. Patricia Heaton. Yonder Mountain String Band performs. There was no time for Carey Mulligan.