Thursday January 14th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Glenn Beck acts creepy in his first interview with Sarah Palin. Rush Limbaugh, a preacher and Rachel Maddow take advantage of the Haiti crisis to push their agenda. Jason Jones talks to a gay man who wants a divorce from his husband and a preacher who is against it, plus a couple who has a second woman in their relationship. Tom Brokaw is the guest. Jon talks about the NBC situation and then they show a few minutes of a new John Oliver talkshow that must air between Stewart and Colbert, but they only have time for the intro and John talking to his bandleader Ringo Starr.

Letterman: Jokes about the NBC situation. Jay is the Statue of Liberty. Camera on NBC headquarters and they are waiting for smoke to come out of the chimney indicating a decision has been made. Then later smoke does come out. An ad says Jay Leno stands for Middle America, like killing Indians because you want their land. Dave says his boss Les Moonves stopped by today to say he’s happy to have Dave. Top 10 pieces of advice for people having heart surgery. Denzel Washington brings out fake surgical supplies such as scissors, glue and tape and talks about his new movie. Heart surgeon Dr. O. Wayne Isom talks about the heart surgery that Dave had 10 years ago. The Low Anthem performs.

Conan: Jokes about his situation. A promo for new NBC shows at 10:00 include a baby and monkey pick Youtube clips and a rock with a laugh track. Conan runs down a list of possible titles for a porno he would star in about the situation. Classic clip is Bruno dancing on Conan’s desk. Conan talks about the disaster in Haiti and says viewers can donate money through the StillerStrong website. Conan says he is putting the show on Craigslist and reads the ad. Andy speaks saying he is upset that he is losing his job and that he has spent all his money. Rob Lowe talks about the extreme sports he does. Jane Krakowski talks about her husband. Hilary Hahn performs.

Fallon: Jimmy as that country singing character sings Pants on the Ground to begin the show. Heidi Montag’s new album, John Mayer giving up twitter and of course, Pete Wentz growing a beard goes down in flames in the Who Cares Hindenbergh. Mustache Fights with Wilford Brimley’s and ‘80s Larry Bird’s mustaches. When Geraldo Rivera’s and John Stossel’s mustaches interrupt the fight, a Detective Jam Face ad takes up the whole screen. Sigourney Weaver talks about Avatar and then plays beer pong with Jimmy. Jeremy Renner talks about The Hurt Locker and then sings a song. Then he and Jimmy are in bomb disposal uniforms to play the electronic game Perfection. Loudon Wainwright III performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks about the Haiti tragedy and how to donate. Julie Andrews. Amber Valetta. Vampire Weekend performs. Craig’s Spanish Word of the Day during the ending.