Friday January 8th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Statue of Liberty in a bullet proof box. Buying Hanes underwear now requires a background check. A monkey is operating the phone at the Russian NASA when you call for information on their monkey space program. Dave talks about some college football incident. Dave pumps up the camera with the microphone. Top 10 signs Regis is not quite right. Teri Hatcher talks about doing a triathlon, doing a stripper routine on Desperate Housewives and being sick. Comic Jake Johannsen does standup. The Dodos perform.

Conan: Conan makes jokes addressing the situation with Leno being moved into his timeslot. Footage of Cops is supposed to be college football fans celebrating their win. An ad for podiums being endorsed by Obama. Conan runs down a list of goofy rumors that are going around about him and Leno. People trying to tend to a body keep getting shot in Detroit. Andy promotes Gatorade Andy which includes fattening flavors. The black writer comments on the word negro being used on a form. Michael Cera talks about an old role he didn’t get, hanging out with the Jersey Shore cast, does Jersey dancing with Conan and talks about his new movie. Aziz Ansari tells funny stories. OK Go performs.

Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you notes included one addressing the NBC talk show issue saying that his show will compete with infomercials, I hope it’s not on that late!! Dance your hats and gloves off with Nick Jonas playing the guitar. Matthew Broderick. Ashley Greene talks about Twilight and a photoshoot. Nick Jonas & the Administration performs and then sits down to talk for a minute.

Ferguson: The show opens with Jason Segal in a room backstage being asked by a producer to sign a picture of his penis from Sarah Marshall and then Craig comes in saying there is no producer by that name, then asks Jason if we will see his penis tonight. Craig has the marshmallow gun, says it was a bong for the prop guy and when he was caught using it he made believe it was a gun and then the prop guy comes out to take away the gun. Jason Segal talks about a variety of topics for two segments. There was no time for Shiri Appleby.