Wednesday December 16th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Another health care rally in Washington with dumb speakers. A recap of the year, focusing on health care, including the recent developments with Joe Lieberman. Samantha Bee in a video package reports on the White House sending Christmas ornaments to schools and how a stupid Fox anchor thinks it shows Obama is a socialist. Hugh Grant is the guest.

Letterman: Girls in audience scream when Dave says Ben Bernanke since he’s Time’s Person of the Year. Picture of the Salahi’s in a airplane cockpit. Joe Lieberman says he’s going to raise taxes so he can buy a sweet Camaro. This didn’t look edited, maybe he did it for the show a bunch of years ago. More fun than Palin memoir: having jumper cables shoved in your mouth. Dave talks with the fake Mike Singletary who has bad advice. Martin Short comes out as a surprise to promote his new special then sings a song urging people not to commit suicide during the holidays. Top 10 signs there’s something wrong with the secret service. Robert Downey Jr. talks about Sherlock Holmes and Dave has an Ironman toy which when he presses it’s button a fake voice plays saying goofy things. Kris Allen performs.

Conan: BBC presents Jersey Shore as if it was a serious documentary. They bring out catapults filled with ornaments which Conan and Andy launch at the Velcro tree and then ornaments fall from the ceiling on the tree. A fake ad for Gold 4 Sex. Wanda Sykes talks about current events and has a Palin popup book that she used on her own talk show. James Cameron talks about Avatar and Conan shows a picture of himself and Andy with Avatar skin. Comic Myq Kaplan does standup.

Fallon: Another Christmas sweater is given out. An old VHS style video of Jimmy teaching how to wrap gifts. Jeff Musial brings out animals including a reindeer. Sarah Jessica Parker. Deepak Chopra. Raekwon performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks about his appearance on Ellen’s show and how much better it is over there than on his show. Christmas specials with Craig playing Sarah Palin, Andy Rooney, Kate Gosselin, Simon Cowell, Willie Nelson, Paula Abdul and Tom Cruise. Bob Barker. Journalist Greta Van Susteren.

Last Call: From a marine base which is doing toys for tots. Joel David Moore. DJ David Guetta. Gossip performs.