Wednesday December 2nd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Obama’s speech last night about sending more troops and the news networks’ comments on it. Then Jon shows what they wanted his speech to say using clips of famous lines from movies. Scientists have created artificial meats and Jon comments on it. Lance Armstrong is the guest.

Conan: During his speech, ABC makes Obama’s voice sound like Charlie Brown’s old people and the yellow bird pops up on screen. Pillsbury ad where Santa poking the dough boy deflates him. Conan and Andy again can’t come up with jokes abut Comcast and only say nice things, while wearing Comcast clothing. Then La Bamba says Pop Tarts come in so many flavors. Conan being Oprah suggests Leprechaun 2 Back in the Hood and shows a clip of it. Conan brings out his wax figure again and shows a clip of Andy bringing it around the Universal lot with him. Jenny McCarthy talks about being neighbors with Conan, shows some clips of violent women on reality shows, talks about her new fitness video game and brings out a big exercise ball which Conan bounces up and down on. Gabriel Iglesias does standup then talks with Conan. Switchfoot performs.

Ferguson: The show starts with Kristen Bell in the greenroom and she is joined by Paul Shaffer who tries to play bagpipes for her. Then Craig comes in and the bagpipes make him horny. Kristen Bell joins Craig to read the emails, then at the end switches seats with him to throw to commercial. Paul Shaffer. Shohreh Aghdashloo brought her Emmy.