Friday May 16th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Maher: Christian Breast Augmentation: Bill plays the pastor who does the surgery. New Rules: Stop the outrage over Obama laughing at Wanda Sykes jokes. Spock needs a different haircut. Lysol needs to kill all germs. Miss California and Joe the Plumber need to combine together. Don’t kill endangered animals. Don’t make college students sit through commencement speeches. Bill gives a speech to college grads tell them they are screwed.

Letterman: Famous Star Trek lines. Friday’s now ready for snake bites. Fun Facts. John Goodman talks about overcoming alcoholism and his new play. A comic and a metal band performs.

Leno: A woman loses her dress to a blowing fan. Pumpcasting. Kevin Bacon shows when a basketball player jumped over him and Leonardo Dicaprio. Julie Scardina with a gibbon, a pelican and a baby tiger. The pelican bites Jay’s finger. Kings of Leon performs.

Fallon: Jimmy shows off people’s dance videos. A Star Trek rap video starring Jimmy as TuSpock. Facebook statuses. Damon and Marlon Wayans talk about Dance Flick, then try to match each others answers to questions about each other. Marlon wore a tiny suit to the Emmys and the sketch never happened. Damon stuck his penis through a hole in his pants and made Marlon touch it. Steve Kroft tells Jimmy he never asked Jane Krakowski a single question and shows an awkward interview he had with Clint Eastwood. Yusuf Islam performs.

Ferguson: Craig as the Mona Lisa painting. Ewan McGregor. British sportscenter with Ewan. All American Rejects perform.

Last Call: No Doubt. Adam Carolla.