Daily Show: Obama and Cheney have dueling conferences. Homegrown terrorist plot in NYC. Jon calls Larry King a degenerate and talks more about the bad parts of his book. Jon shows the back of Larry’s book which has him kissing a baby and Jon asks if he’s sucking the life out of him to stay vital.
Letterman: Cheney has swine flu? NASA pilot forgets to plug in the urine purifier. Biff eats from the bones of Ida the fossil. Terminator robot talking to Dave. Top 10 things I’ve learned during Fleet Week in NYC presented by members of the Navy. Amy Sedaris probably rambled about some crazy shit, I don’t know didn’t watch her. Ed Helms talks about his missing tooth and does a Tom Brokaw impression. An old lady performs.
Leno: Jay is dressed as a fan of Adam Lambert’s crying when he loses. Larry King’s son is an old man too. Security guards throw Ann Courie over the ledge when she touches Brad Pitt’s face. 99 cent items: strange round stool, monkey with a long tail in his front and hardon tea. Andy Samberg had the same hair Jay did when they were younger doing standup. He then talks about motherlover and hosting the MTV movie awards. Kris Allen. Lionel Richie performs.
Fallon: Iphone apps: Perezify it, isneeze and sketch switcher. Late Night Air Drum Challenge: audience members do air drumming. Keifer Sutherland talks about 24. Ivanka Trump talks about the empire and Jimmy shows off some real and fake Trump products. Ivanka and Jimmy play beer pong. Some band performs.
Last Call: Race car driver Ryan Hunter-Reay. Sasha Grey. The Kills perform.
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