Friday May 1st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Bill maher: Spanish telenovela starring Patient Zorro with the swine flu. A lot of swine flu jokes. NEW RULES: Stupid idea to have Air Force One in NYC. Don’t leave couches on the sidewalk. Don’t take provocative pictures of Miley Cirus. Jesus on Florida license plate. Honey in little bear containers. Evolution of viruses proves evolution is real. All organisms adapt to survive except the RNC.

Letterman: Mahmoud Ahmedinijad thinks George Stephenopolis is cute. Rush Limbaugh should be inflated like a tire. Dave talks to the commentator of the Kentucky Derby. Top 10 signs you’re at a bad zoo: instead of an octopus they got an octomom. Keifer Sutherland talks about his daughter and the 24. Jim Norton does stand up. Bat for Lashes performs.

Leno: Steve Schirippa is a Judgemental Bastard: he correctly guesses that a hot girl doesn’t wear underwear, hot. Arsenio Hall. Animal expert Jules Sylvester brings out a deadly snake. Ziggy Marley performs.

Fallon/Daly: Repeats

Ferguson: Ryan Reynolds talks a little bit about the Wolverine movie and other random topics with Craig. Ricky Hatton.