Friday May 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: The Phone Company: Voice, Data, Sexting. Bill talks to James Carville. Bill reports on Obama scandals he as a liberal had been hiding: Obama eating off the floor, smoking weed, having an affair with Monique, Michelle naked and Obama dealing pills. Bill talks to Seth MacFarlane about Fox, gay marriage and cheating. New Rules: Everyone in the senate has the same haircut. Miss California and Joe the plumber shouldn’t talk about marriage. Obama button on Obama cartoon. Supreme Court has too many men. Vibrators have become too complicated. Obama telling people to wash their hands actually had an effect. So Bill suggests he should tell us to do more things.

Letterman: Biden tells people to protect themselves from the sun they should not leave the home. Star Trek fights against swine flu. Dave’s mom presents Top 10 things you don’t want to hear from your mom. Matthew Broderick talks about his trip to the new Mets stadium and his children. Comic Brian Regan does stand up. Chris Cornell performs.

Leno: Abe Lincoln is not the father clip. Mothers day gifts. Jamie Lee Curtis reads a children’s book about Jay and gets cozy with him in a photo booth. Jonah Hill talks about fans and riding a plane. Jewel performs, when did she get her teeth fixed?

Fallon: Jimmy jumps over a trashcan. Playlists on people’s Ipods. The two Spocks, Nemoy and Quinto talk about the movie. Star Trek school of acting has the three of them reacting to explosions in the studio. Joan Rivers talks about her books and other random stuff. Jimmy cooks with Rachael Ray while their hands are tied together.

Ferguson: Craig breaks the glass on a camera. Amy Smart talks about yoga. Kunal Nayyar from The Big Bang Theory is a funny guy.

Daly: Matthew McConaughey. Kaley Cuoco gives us an update on what happened between her and Gavin DeGraw from the last time he was on. He called up 4 months later thinking she was still interested.