Friday May 29th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: Jon and Kate Plus Hate: we send a terrorist to live with the 8 kids and crummy parents. New Rules: We’ll put North Korean people on So You Think You Can Dance if they give up their nukes. A judge wishes Obama picked a lesbian. Honey Nut Cheerios needs to take the bee off the box since they’re going extinct. Don’t dress up in flamboyant costumes when protesting the gay marriage ban. I’ll walk instead of driving a pod car. Greed isn’t good, so Bill talks about greed and materialism destroying America.

Leno: A spelling bee contestant asks a lot of questions to spell the word “go.” White Thrash Theater: a youtube video. Really? These are the best they got on the last show? Best of Jaywalking and Jaywalk Allstars. Conan talks about the move over to the show, getting his original gig on Late Night and whether his comedy will be the same. Jay shows a clip of Conan’s first appearance on the show. James Taylor performs. Jay ends the show thanking everyone on the show and then talking about all the staff members who met working on the show and got married. He shows the 62 kids they all have had. He wants his legacy to be that their parents met on the Tonight Show stage. Nice ending.

Fallon: Jimmy gives a speech to the spelling bee spellers, including spelling out the runner-up’s name with big signs in the audience. Freestlyin’ with The Roots. Justin Long talks about Drag Me to Hell. Tony Hawk talks about his foundation and the new video game. Then he says he can do a skating line around Jimmy’s studio, but the show makes believe he does it by only showing the audience and Jimmy’s reactions. A polo player shows Jimmy how to ride the horse and hit the ball. A weird little sketch at the end of the show with Jimmy and Justin saying bye to each other.

Last Call: Andy Richter shows the Tonight Show set. Carson talks with Andy on the set about changes to the show. Volleyball player Michelle Moore. Wale performs.