Friday March 19th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: Fake campaign ads for Liz Cheney. Emile Hirsch joins the panel. New Rules: no more interspecies suckling, drugs don’t make people lazy, Tim Geitner needs Nancy Pelosi’s eyebrow penciler, Israel needs to stop being mad at Obama for not visiting, don’t worry about textbooks in Texas, and don’t deny yourself love. Bill goes on a rant about sex and politicians.

Fallon: Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters. Jimmy says Sienna College lost and the audience swings the team’s shirt in the air. Battle of the Instant Bands has audience members performing in a band they put together before the show. Ted Danson talks and then he and Jimmy have a boring interview because his wife made fun of his last interview where they both carved wood. Kara DioGuardi. Air performs.

Last Call: From a pizza place. Aaron Paul. Musician Shooter Jennings. 311 performs.