Tuesday March 2nd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Problems for New York politicians. Samantha Bee tries to help an out of work man who says he has a long penis. Robert Pattinson is the guest.

Letterman: A woman comes out to say into the camera “put it out right now” and tells Dave she’s talking to Obama about smoking. A CBS local news program says Leno is coming up next. A stick figure animation of Evan Lysacek ice skating. A fake president of Toyota comes out to say he’s sick of apologizing to Americans and accuses Dave of killing Conan. Top Ten thoughts that went through Evan Lysacek’s mind during his gold medal ice skating routine presented by Evan Lysacek. Politician Mitt Romney. Mia Wasikowska.

Fallon: Jimmy gives a shout out and then other staff members want to as well, including a guy in the audience who says he was the original drummer for the Roots and then they play a song he wrote that introduces all the members of the Roots. Mustache Fighting with Burt Reynold’s and Tom Selleck’s mustaches. The fight is interrupted by Hitler’s mustache who is about to jump off the top of the cage onto them, but another ad for Detective Jamface covers the screen. Wesley Snipes talks and then competes with Jimmy to get random objects through a basketball hoop. Emilie de Ravin talks about her new movie and Lost. Ludacris performs.

Ferguson: Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. A new David Bowie style graphic and jingle for Check the Tweets. Steven Wright reads the tweets and emails with Craig. Author Mitch Albom. Mumiy Troll performs.

Last Call: From a historic movie theater. Giovanni Ribisi. Figure skater Evan Lysacek. Phoenix performs. There was no Last Call of Last Call tonight, I thought by regular segment he meant every night, I guess not.