Tuesday March 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: A scary ad about the Al Qaeda 7 who are Justice Department lawyers that defended terror suspects. The Virginia governor gets rid of anti-gay discrimination laws. Author Marc Thiessen is the guest.

Letterman: Harry Smith colonoscopy is people entering a cave. A picture of fat Obama. A news anchor calls The Hurt Locker, The Foot Locker. Guys fight behind an Italian news anchor. A fake Toyota president blames Americans for driving like kitties and then yells at Dave. Top 10 signs Rahm Emanuel is nuts. Dave talks about his blackmailer being sentenced. Grocery bagging champion Kyle Perry talks about it and bags groceries with Dave. Dave had a hole in his bag and the table. Julianna Margulies. A guy stands behind Dave and shows a clip of him painting a closet. Broken Bells perform.

Fallon: Jimmy elects a new president of the audience and has a bunch of props for him including a wife. An attack ad on the audience president. Lester Holt reports about it. Jimmy gives a speech about hope. Chelsea Handler talks and then she and Jimmy compete to make drinks and race around the audience the fastest. Jimmy falls down when he gets back to the set and cuts his hand on a broken wine glass. Matt Walsh. Allman Brothers perform.

Ferguson: A video hyping a robot sidekick that is being made by the Asian guy on Mythbusters. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Lisa Kudrow. Adhir Kalyan.

Last Call: It's cover week. From a recording studio. Rapper T-Pain. Base jumper Miles Daisher. Weezer performs an MGMT song and Poker Face.