Monday March 29th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Violent acts committed against democrats for passing health care. John Oliver and Wyatt Cenac make violent threats but claim they are only metaphors. Aasif Mandvi suggests the country breaks up into two. Jason Jones talks to a man who has created an all white basketball league. Ben Stiller is the guest.

Letterman: Osama Bin Laden says Happy Passover. Alan Kalter is applying a tan spray because of the tanning salon tax. Bush wiped his hand on Clinton’s shirt and also wiped his glasses with the shawl of a producer on the Late Show. A guy being interviewed keeps saying hello. The producer has a sign that says Fuck You. Dave does a shout out for a couple and Alan reads a description about them. Dave talks to the latest American Idol castoff, Paige Miles, who is sitting in with the band and then she sings. Alan reads another description about the couple. Top Ten highlights of President Obama’s trip to Afghanistan. Robin Williams. The stage hand comes out to talk to Dave again. Usher performs.

Fallon: Slow Jamming the News about health care with Brian Williams. Ultimate Mustache Fighting included interference by a David Crosby moustache filled with coke and was again interrupted by a Detective Jam Face ad. Jeff Goldblum talks and then plays piano. Jennifer Morrison. Julian Casablancas performs.

Ferguson: Craig talks with Joel McHale in the dressing room. Craig's Spanish Word of the Day. Steve Jones's Diary was a guy writing to his diary about turning into a woman. Joel McHale takes up two segments. There was no time left for Ben McKenzie, that's the second time this happened.