Monday November 23th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Michael Jackson’s glove is the hamburger helper glove. The Were-Wolf Blitzer in New Moon. Local News Team of the Night promo stops short when Dave says they’ve lost power. Then the clip plays and it is a news anchor caught fixing her hair with a mirror. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: getting bitten by a snake. Dave talks about Oprah leaving her show and says he wants to take over her place. Tony Danza is backstage ready to take Dave’s place. Top 10 signs Oprah doesn’t care anymore. Robin Williams tells a bunch of old stories. Dave has a D magazine. Ashley Greene tells a story and talks about New Moon.

Conan: Max Weinberg is finally back. Vladimir Putin’s subtitles say he’s talking about that fat President of Peru. Cody Deveraux wants Conan to choose between him and wolfboy, so then a song plays being sung by Conan and he is upset that he has to choose. Then Cody and wolfboy fight and are broken up by Jerry Springer. So Cody runs outside and melts, then Jerry Springer follows him and also melts. A small talk moment with Max about a soccer game. Conan’s continuing saga of wanting to be the new Oprah has him showing that the movie he suggested rose 126% in interest on IMDB and him suggesting a chicken calendar. Taylor Lautner talks about the crazy Twilight fans, his body, shows a clip of himself doing amazing martial arts at a young age, and then catches grapes in his mouth from a really far distance. Jon Lovitz comes out crying that he just met Taylor, then talks. Timbaland performs with Nelly Furtado and SoShy.

Fallon: Two staff members, Tommy Lee and Jimmy read their letters home for Thanksgiving. Jimmy sings the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as Neil Young. Blake Lively talks about a trip to India, an elephant painting her a picture there, her new movie and then answers gossip questions including her doing a riverdance and swiping a pen up Jimmy’s butt. When they come back from break they are acting awkward then show a clip of their past Thanksgivings where Blake keeps slapping Jimmy when he brought the same food as her. Tommy Lee talks about concerts then teaches Jimmy to play a guitar riff. ILO performs.

Ferguson: Craig has two women from New Zealand on stage to start the show. A clip from New Moon turns into a guy dancing with a werewolf mask on. Margaret Cho. NASCAR racer Carl Edwards.

Last Call: From the Grammy museum. This week the entirety of the episodes will be dedicated to musicians. Tonight was Brett Dennen. There was a video package about him, he performed, he chatted, performed again and yet another performance during the credits.