Tuesday November 24th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: It’s the one year anniversary of the sneezing monkey clip. Regis Philbin’s absences over the years included him dragging a bodybag into a dumpster. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: being decapitated. Dave talks about his mother and getting in trouble for drinking once when he was young. Top 10 surprises at tonight’s white house state dinner included footage of that same monkey serving muffins. Zac Efron talks about bungee jumping, shows a clip of it, and about filming his new movie. Carrie Fisher. Rihanna performs.

Conan: Tuning in Late to the News has a clip of a woman talking about a product that stops pigeon droppings from hitting your hair. Conan is the new Oprah and suggests Steven Segeal’s cd and a bad movie titled a Gnome named Norm then shows a clip. Andy Will Try It turns into La Bamba Will Do It or Lose His Job to drink a tofu turkey and gravy drink. He drinks a huge class then spits it out and Conan feels bad. Three fake astronauts including the black staff member who kept talking about race, this guy is getting really annoying. Jack McBrayer talks about liking summer, going to P. Diddy’s birthday party and working with the cast of 30 Rock. Marissa Miller talks about the 3 million dollar bra and doing photoshoots. Weezer performs.

Fallon: Jimmy promotes Robert DeNiro’s new movie for some reason. Who Cares Hindenbergh goes down with stories about Carrie Underwood’s hair, Miley Cyrus not wanting to see New Moon and Pete Wentz moving to France. Cell Phone Shootout included three Victoria Secret Supermodels as a prize to hang out with for 25 seconds and one guy wins it. Claire Danes. Football player Chad Ochocinco talks, then Jimmy shows him some touchdown celebrations. The Pixies perform. At the very end of the show was some Real Housewives of Late Night bonus footage that included Jimmy making up a song about it being hard to be a woman.

Ferguson: Maria Bello. Peter Capaldi. Ben Harper and Relentless7 perform.

Last Call: From the Grammy museum. The whole show dedicated to the band Ok Go. A video package about them, a performance, an interview, and two more performances.