Thursday November 19th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Things Not to be Thankful For included a stadium selling for really cheap, Goldman Sachs being douches, and more worry in congress about the terrorist trials. Two stories about gays included a worker getting fired for saying gay marriage is bad to his gay boss and a 10 year old who doesn’t want to stand up for the pledge because there is no justice for gays so he is called gay at school. Wrestler Mick Foley comes out to defend the boy. Jack's Mannequin band leader talks then they perform twice.

Letterman: Dave flashes his thanksgiving recipe on the screen really fast and I was able to see it via slow motion on my DVR, but there was nothing funny in it. Black guy from an old sitcom is Obama older. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: walking into traffic. Dave tells some weird story. Top 10 ways Obama can increase his popularity. Lyle the intern sets up a table with a thanksgiving meal in front of the camera and Dave eventually gets him to move. Then he shows a video he shot for school credit that had him smelling Dave’s coffee, his sandwich and Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert talks about his trip to Iraq and sponsoring the US Speed skating team. Emily Blunt talks about what she’s filming in NYC and her new movie. John Mayer performs.

Conan: Obama’s hair gets greyer and greyer, then balding as he talks about stress. A gate edited in front of footage of Heidi and Spencer from last night that blocked garbage being thrown at them. Cody Deveraux is joined by the wolfboy then Frankenstein who rips off his shirt to reveal his cut abs, but he couldn’t rip it all, then Cody runs outside and melts. Aaron Bleyhart from the website comes out to promote a game, but it sucks so Conan upsets him and makes him go sit with wolfboy and Frankenstein. More Green PSA’s included Conan going up stairs on Aaron’s back, Andy saying to eat the seeds of an apple then poo outdoors to make trees and La Bamba simply saying he has no education. Nicole Kidman talks about filming 9. Anderson Cooper talks about getting the swine flu, current events and was mad that Conan had Spencer and Heidi on. Leona Lewis performs.

Fallon: Jimmy as Robert Patinson is bothered about not being in New Moon that much. Moustache Fight was Wilford Brimley’s vs Gene Shalit’s moustaches with Geraldo Rivera’s mustache joining in, but the ending was blocked yet again by a full screen ad for Detective Jamface. Taylor Lautner talks about what he’s been up to and New Moon. Then he and Jimmy race on tiny motorbikes around the studio. Katey Sagal. Obits perform.

Ferguson: Sandra Bullock has a funny conversation about a tattoo being on her boob. Ben Foster talks and then Craig wants to end the interview awkwardly so they go silent and drink their waters to end the interview.

Last Call: From a mobile and green food cart. Sportswriter Bill Simmons. Boxer Dmitri S. Raveonettes perform.