Daily Show: Obama in
Letterman: The terrorist in the band ZZ Top. Palin’s face on Tom Cruise’s body on Oprah when he jumped on the couch. Palin on Oprah Recap was her saying she’s unqualified, random funny phrases and more. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: getting doused with oil from a deep fryer. Dave shows a clip of Palin in an interview where she says Dave’s “things more fun” clips aren’t funny and she doesn’t want to appear on his show to boost his ratings, but he should keep talking about her book. Dave shows a clip of an NFL owner who gave fans the finger then Dave gives the finger. Top 10 signs your NFL team owner is nuts. Penelope Cruz. World Series of Poker champion Joe Cada. The Script performs.
Conan: Palin’s words edited together to say she quit being governor because she was unqualified and other dirty things. Larry King’s face on a really old coin. Donald Trump in a video talking about his new moon resorts. New Moon footage of two werewolf guys about to fight each other then it cuts to footage of two wolves humping. Andy and Conan plug the new Andy Barker P.I. dvd by saying how much of a part Conan had in it. Conan also talks about the NFL owner who gave fans the finger, then Andy gives the finger and phone calls come in saying he has been fined and another from that owner saying he’ll pay. 50 Cent talks about meeting with a kid who was thrashing him on youtube and other topics. Jane Lynch tells stories from her career and talks about working with Andy. 50 Cent performs.
Fallon: Palin’s book “Goin Rogue” actually goes rogue and a fake FBI tries to catch it. It shot Rachel Maddow, jumped off the roof and later was in a hotel room making love to New Moon. Jimmy brings out three NFL Giants players to play the shock game with him and Jimmy freaks out when he gets shocked while the players barely feel it. Shakira. Cheech and Chong talk about their careers then do a song. Neko Case performs.
Last Call: From an electric motorbike store. Journalist Chuck Klosterman. Race driver Rhys Millen. Comic Drennon Davis does standup.
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