Thursday November 12th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Lou Dobbs quits CNN and we see his closing, yet cryptic remarks plus some of his most racist moments. Jon watches Sean Hannity’s show at home to look for the them to mention his segment where he revealed the show used wrong footage for a protest, but Jon has to sit through the whole show and all their scary talk so he was breaking down crying. Then he brings out the guy who actually found the clip for them and it was an old guy whose age was actually young, but the show made him age so much. The health care bill status. Jane Goodall talks about animals. Moment of Zen: Carrie Prejean says Larry King is being inappropriate and he gets mad.

Letterman: Sammy Sosa’s face changes color then falls off. Rockefeller Christmas tree falls onto Al Roker. A message from George Bush to Obama tells him that the large wooden doors in China’s government office do not open and we see the clip of when Bush couldn’t open them. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: exposure to high frequency sound waves then the guy’s head explodes. Kid scientists show off their experiments to Dave. Amanda Peet talks about filming 2012 and her kids. They zoom a camera into her face and she shows how much she overreacted in her scenes at first. Dave pulls the fake clip gag on her. Dave checks in with Coach Singletary real quick who didn’t realize that his team’s game is happening right now. The Cribs perform.

Conan: Footage of Carrie Prejean on Larry King edited together to have her say he’s being inappropriate and him calling her a bitch. Conan’s PSA for being green has him saying he’s going to stop using cue cards then he forgets his lines. Andy’s PSA has him drinking during the day to avoid bars with high electricity use. La Bamba’s PSA has him dumpster diving for lunch. In the Year 3000’s intro video had George Takei talking and his head shooting lasers at Shatner’s head. Then the usual In the Year 3000 with Andy. Al Gore talks about global warming. Jim Parsons talks about getting the part in Big Bang Theory, early commercials he did and working on the show. Jason Mraz performs.

Fallon: Jimmy slowjams the news about political parties. Iphone Apps included I’m Fat Tom Brokaw who says your words in his voice fat sounding, Richard Simmons Yourself puts his afro and jumpsuit onto your face, White Noise Axl Rose editions has him singing while calming sounds are playing, Reiser Launch launches Paul Reiser into space, What would Reginald VelJohnson Do has him giving advice, and Root Your Ringtone has the Roots add a beat to a ringtone. Kate Walsh. Penn and Teller chat first and Teller was sitting in the first seat next to Jimmy even though he doesn’t talk like usual. Then they do an act with Penn explaining how Teller a sleight of hand trick. Goodie Mob performs.

Ferguson: Craig says CBS wants him to stop doing fart jokes so then he shows the Larry King and Carrie Prejean clip, but Larry is farting while talking to her and then starts singing while farting. The Rather Late Programme with Prince Charles had a message from the Queen and a birthday cake with the midget popping out of it, then stripping and dancing. Singer Trace Adkins talks about a comic book starring him. Comic Nick Griffin does standup.

Last Call: Carson insults his audience to start the show calling us “Late Night Losers.” From a hotel. Danny Glover talks about 2012. Surfer Rob Machado. Lissy Trullie performs.