Wednesday November 11th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Jon shows us a want ad for a Grateful Dead Archivist telling us how ironic it is and that they want a masters in archival management. Michael Steele responds to a guy telling him that Republicans are afraid of black people. So then we see the recent stories about white people in black face and Larry Wilmore comments on whether they are ok or not. Josh Gad reports on how the cash for clunkers program has hurt demolition derbies. Clarence Clemons is the guest.

Letterman: The woman who fell into the train tracks is Amy Winehouse. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: using a malfunctioning automatic hand dryer has it blow up in flames in a guy’s face. Dave has random gifts for a woman in the audience who told him it’s her birthday. Top 10 list with no category had a bunch of random current event stuff. Kate Walsh. Andre Agassi talks about his addiction, his fake hair and other topics. Then a wig drops down from the rafters and Dave gives it to the birthday girl. Norah Jones performs.

Conan: ET on the Sistine Chapel. Korean women passed driving test on her 950th try so we see supposed clips of her driving recklessly. Andy has a verification booth to watch the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Conando included a stunt double Conan to do sword fighting and an appearance by Mario Lopez to take the girl away then Conan is stuck with Andy dressed as a woman. Heather Locklear talks about returning to Melrose Place and slaps Conan to show him how well she does it. Dr. Drew Pinksy talks about sex addiction, tells celebrity addiction stories and has results of a test Conan took on how narcissistic he is and it was below the celebrity average. Comic Rodman does standup.

Fallon: Jimmy shows a zoomed in clip from last night that showed that one of the roaches actually escaped and they did not notice it. Then he shows footage from rehearsal while they were showing the clip and they actually spotted the roach on the set. Then he took out the roach in a canister that they trapped him in. Jimmy does a bunch of corny one liners before shooting a gun in the Call of Duty video game. A game where audience members try to guess which man boob is a famous person’s, lame. Jason Schwartzman talks about recording the voices for The Fantastic Mr. Fox. Joan Cusack talks about a new movie and about a charity. Carly Simon performs.

Ferguson: A George Bush impersonator reads the emails with Craig. Kenneth Branagh.

Last Call: From a Korean BBQ restaurant. Jared Leto. Olympic curler Debbie McCormack. Comic Quinn Dahle talks about himself then does standup.