Friday August 14th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real Time: Bill talks to Brad Pitt about a variety of topics including Brad rolling joints at a party. Ashton Kutcher is on the panel. Bill hosts a gameshow entitled American Death Panel where Bill goes through the diseases of three old people then decided whether they stay alive or die. The Real Time Real Reporter shows a video he taped from both a rally against universal health care and a medical bus giving people without health care, who were lined up since the night before, medical care in a stadium. It really worked well to show how crazy the people against health care are. New Rules: Don’t be surprised that Billy Mays was doing coke, someone who was at Woodstock has to admit it sucked, we shouldn’t be stuck on an idle plane for 5 hours, Miley Cyrus must pick either slutty or Christian virgin, don’t wait so long to give the medal of freedom, and Obama must give up golf. Then Bill rants about golf and how Obama should just be himself.

Conan: Andy says talking about asteroids is a waste of time then gets hit by the same one Tom Hanks was hit by. Conan talks to a fake redneck and a government official about their views on health care whom both give their pills to a crazy redneck. Triumph visits a dog hotel in LA and in the end shows some dog movies with new porn titles. Shaq talks about his cars and his new show then has a quick danceoff with Conan. Demetri Martin comes in on stilts. He shows a video of him surfing in NYC and getting bitten by a fake shark then shows some of his comedic drawings and talks about kissing a guy in the Woodstock movie. Jack Ingram performs with some of the band.

Jimmy: A good monologue joke: “Heidi Spencer said she has 20-30 orgasms a day from her husband Spencer Pratt, then she said orgasms are when you throw up in your mouth a little right?” Jimmy says tonight is their 100th episode and he won a bet with someone who said he would never make it this far, then out comes Robert Deniro, Jimmy’s first guest, with the cash! Jimmy writes thank you letters to people and things in the news, these jokes were really good this week! Jimmy shows a video from a dance group who made their own Jimmy Fallon dance song and performed a dance to it in a large group in a studio then he has them on the show to teach him the dance. Tracy Morgan talks his usual craziness including about the movie he’s working on, his book, his emmy nomination and his fish. Comic Neal Brennan does standup then chats with Jimmy about him saying “The Goods” with a weird face, introducing Jimmy to The Roots and Tracy talking about Star Wars at a movie pitch. Congrats to Jimmy on #100!

Ferguson: In the opening Craig apologizes to Liza Minelli then she comes out. Liza Minelli chats and Craig sits next to her on the couch. Egyptologist Dr. Kara Cooney. Liza Minelli performs.