Tuesday August 4th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: People think Obama needs to act faster with health care and John Oliver discusses it saying he should resign and various quasi-celebrities should serve small terms. Some crazy senator compares health care to a dragon and a fable surrounding it. The guest talks about you guessed it, health care.

Conan: A news group edited Obama’s speech so the show edits together some clips to make Obama say he’s going to ruin health care. Funny things on a supposed Obama birth certificate from Kenya. Conan and Andy talk about recent movies showing their trailers with added ridiculous footage. The Human Cannonballs talk about what they do then go outside to get shot out of huge cannons. Jeremy Piven talks about Entourage, some stories and Obama. All American Rejects perform.

Letterman: Repeat.

Fallon: Jimmy does a timeline of Obama’s events throughout his birthday which turns into James Van der Beek getting superpowers. Freestylin with The Roots included QuestLove singing a hard rock song and also a showtune. Channing Tatum talks about his wedding and GI Joe. Then he beats Jimmy in paintball target practice. Joan Rivers talks about her new show and a lot of other craziness. The Arctic Monkeys performs.

Ferguson: Michael Caine’s Animal Kingdom. Tony Shaloub talks about Monk ending and says over the years that he has been coming here Craig has become more weird. Minka Kelly was incredibly cute and talked about her origins and her new movie.