Wednesday August 26th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Letterman: Show starts with Dave and Regis sitting on the marquee smoking cigars. The Bernie Madoff out of jail countdown returns. The girls again scream for Ben Bernanke. Get to know Abdullah Abdullah. Obama read High, fat and crazy by Rush Limbaugh. Dave talks about Oprah yet again. Dave is in Inglorious Basterds as Hitler’s downstairs neighbor. Joe Grossman wants to wait behind Dave for the staff photo they’ll be taking after the show. Top 10 questions received by palm beach county authorities about the muck monster. Anne Heche talks about her kids. Joe Grossman returns again for the same reason. Jim Parsons talks about being nervous giving a commencement speech, about his emmy nomination and about Big Bang Theory. Care Bears on Fire perform.

Conan: Larry King and Kate Gossellin share an awkward silence. Conan got a white chocolate bust with bacon hair made of himself. When they moved it out during the break the head fell off, but they put it back together and put it on a ledge outside the studio. Conando has WWE’s Legacy, Great Kahli and Big Show come in and fight each other on behalf of Conan and his enemy. Then Andy comes in dressed in a goofy looking lucha libre outfit. Bradley Cooper talks about filming his movies. Jon Lovitz talks then plays the piano. Franz Ferdinand performs.