Real time: A preschool where all the kids have guns. Jay Leno is on the panel, but doesn’t say anything personal. Bill plays with Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman dolls making them say really stupid things. New Rules: “Either bury Michael Jackson’s body or send it out on that concert tour,” Govt bureacrats between you and your doctor will stop doctor’s like Michael Jackson’s, don’t be surprised money has cocaine on it, see if a woman is man if they pee standing up, move reply all button away from reply, you are wrong if you think America can do no wrong.
Letterman: Abe Lincoln left the Lincoln Memorial. Interactive medical care has you putting your body part on the screen then given a diagnosis. An invite to Sontomayor to visit a gavel store. Dave turns on the hose outside and might have sprayed a pregnant lady. Fun Facts. A guy interrupts Dave and says the cash for clunkers program has been extended to include tv shows. The pregnant woman complained and they gave her a free taxi, what a world. Top 10 signs you’re watching a bad war movie: “prisoner refuses to talk, but will twitter”. Christina Applegate talks about a trip and her show being canceled. Late Show of the Future is just Dave waving on August 24th. Patton Oswald does standup. Brendan Benson performs.
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