Thursday August 6th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Britain biggest fish dies and people mourn. Sontomayor is appointed into the Supreme Court and people are still mad. Mahmoud is sworn into the Iranian presidency including getting kisses and people still won’t accept him. Olympic swimmer Dara Torres talks about what she does.

Conan: People at an Obama speech do not hear that he said America. Video of Conan and Andy backstage overreacting because they cannot read Ashton’s or Miley’s twitters. Conan talks about the cheater who got his penis glued and then the camera shows Max and then La Bamba as his accomplice. Conan talks about their blow up your car contest again and shows some video entries. The Year 3000, nothing good. Jonas Brothers talk about dealing with fans and Joe’s Beyonce video. Ed Helms is still talking about The Hangover, then sings in skat, which is just a bunch of sounds, the Jonas Brother’s Lovebug song while they play guitar. Then he talks about his new movie and performs a song from The Hangover. Jonas Brothers perform.

Fallon: More videos of Jimmy as Robert Pattinson in a tree, this time complaining about shark week. Wheel of Carpet Samples including even more craziness like poetry reading, a recap and someone landing on a $1 million dollar spot, but then given the mystery surprise carpet sample underneath, so cruel. Another appearance by Munkus in that segment. Jeremy Piven talks about his new movie and being on WWE Raw. Then he has a drumoff with QuestLove. Charlyne Li talks about auditioning for SNL and shooting her new movie. Melanie Fiona performs with The Roots.

Ferguson: Zoey Deschannel talks a wide variety of topics with Craig. Michael Caine in Spain. Glasvegas performs.