Friday October 16th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: An ad for the army trying to entice gay guys. Alec Baldwin is on the panel. Gary Shandling joins the panel. New Rules: People in California have to drive faster in the rain. Don't send two news vans to cover Dancing with the Stars. The MJ movie "This Is It" is not it, there will be a lot more exploitation of his death. Republican have to stop naming their lobbying groups after maxipads. Stop scaring us with 2012 doomsday and the real scary thing in 2012 is Sarah Palin. George Bush did not get rid of the comedy because the Republicans are still funny. To end the show and season, Bill goes through the year and the many stupid Republican figures and actions.

Letterman: Madoff countdown. John McCain will be in AARP’s all nude edition. Things more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir: water torture with a clip of a guy being drowned in a bathtub. Fun Facts. Top 10 signs you’ve received a bad flu shot. Uma Thurman talks about the cast on her wrist, a trip, Halloween and her new movie. A free flu shot for an audience member has a crew member make believe he blows a needle into the audience and a plant fakes having a needle in his eye. Tim McGraw talks then performs.

Conan: Mcdonalds ad on the helium balloon. News covers a story of a dog stuck on a skateboard. Conan shows Megan McCain’s sexy photo, then shows a fake shirtless John McCain photo. Max Weinberg is in Mayor Booker’s actual office in Newark and hangs up on people on the phone. Conan has the staff put some Newark scenery in the background of his set. Triumph at a dog clothing store, this was really not at all funny, what the hell is going on with this show? Mayor Cory Booker says he has always been a fan of the show and was upset to see his city being dissed, talks about how he got a lot of hate for saying he would ban Conan from the airport, and about Ice-T’s thought that Conan was getting played by flying Booker out here. Conan asks how about they have a Newark Joke Jar so whenever Conan makes a joke about the city he has to put in $500. They bring out a huge glass jar and Conan makes a joke so he has to put the first $500 in. Then he talks about actual issues in the city and Conan gives him two checks from himself and NBC donating $100,000 to a Newark fund. Young actor Max Records talks about how he was cast in Where the Wild Things Are and working on the movie. Dashboard Confessional performs.

Fallon: Jimmy mentions that people think Miles makes a good woman in the Housewives sketch. Weekly thank you letters. The black guy from Housewives of Late Night is in the audience and he’s super excited when his section gets free foot measuring devices and an ad plays for his album about foot measures. Eddie Izzard talks about his new movie. Gina Gershon talks about hanging with The Roots at Bonnaroo and plays some twangy instrument with her mouth. Comic Amy Schumer does standup, she rocks and she’s the daughter of a NY politician!

Ferguson: The big “party at Elton John’s house” sketch wasn’t that good just like Craig said it wouldn’t be. Toby Keith talks. Michelle Monaghan. Toby Keith performs.

Last Call: From a CPR class. Basketball player Ron Artest. Eva Amurri talks about her character being a stripper. Natasha Leggero talks about herself then does standup.