Wednesday October 14th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: A baby is denied health care for being too fat. More health care talk and a female politician who voted against her party. Fine print in a government contract said a woman couldn’t sue if she got raped. Author Barbara Eidenreich is the guest.

Letterman: Madoff clock again. Prison fight footage again. Cheney picture with moving eyes again. Kim Jong Il was named the hottest world leader so they have a pic with Kim’s head on a muscular body. Capt. Sullenberger signing books in the river with himself and a desk floating. Things more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir: microwaving your head, then it exploded. Obama dancing to Spanish music is cool, the old clip of Bush dancing to African music is not. An excerpt from Paul Shaffer’s book says Dave is just as funny off camera but video of him in an elevator with Paul shows he really isn’t. Top 10 signs your toddler watches too much television. Tina Fey talks about 30 Rock, the Emmys, a photoshoot, losing her virginity at age 24, her kids and the weirdness of Judah Friedlander. Chris “Mad Dog” Russo goes crazy talking about sports like usual. Mika performs.

Conan: A meter that gauges Bill Clinton’s hopes for winning the Nobel Peace Prize is an arrow coming out of his crotch area that keeps going up, but then when Obama wins it goes downs and shrivels up. Gov. Arnold’s talking while a video is playing but then they video ends and we see Conan still doing the voice. More chaos going on outside over the rainfall then Conan comes out to calm them all down. Celebrity Survey, terrible this time. Serena Williams. Ken Jeong makes a joke about Serena’s anger, talks about being naked in The Hangover and about Community. Rascal Flats performs.

Fallon: The show opens with I presume a clip from Monty Python of a guy running up to a beach from the water and uttering a word I couldn’t understand. Jimmy talks about how much he liked Monty Python when he was young. Then he shows a video of some Monty Python clips. John Cleese joins Jimmy for a super ridiculous Wheel of Carpet Samples. John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle and Terry Jones sit down with Jimmy in a round table style first joking around a lot then talking about the old sketches and their new DVD. Eric Idle performs Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

Ferguson: The news covers a storm with a clip of a huge wave destroying a city. The promo hyping Friday’s “party at Elton John’s house” sketch now with a horror theme. Paula Poundstone stops by and does emails with Craig. Kristen Bell and Craig have a lot of fun in their interview talking about Craig’s tattoo, Betty White, embarrassing moments and more. Robert Carlyle.

Last Call: I need to watch this entire thing online because of my stupid Dish!!! From a ski shop. Charlie Hunnam talks about Sons of Anarchy. Olympic luger Erin Hamlin. Phoenix performs.