Friday October 9th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Shamwow snuggie now has swine flu mask with slot for food called the snugchow. Also the shamvow has the image of Jesus on it like the shroud of turin does. A Sarah Silverman video where she suggests they sell the Vatican to end world hunger. Sarah then joins the panel. New Rules: People need to stop destroying Netflix dvds and envelopes. Nobel committee shouldn't have had dummy Toby Keith performing. Gossip Girl needs to step up their game after all the latest sex scandals. Guy who painted jesus giving the U.S. the constitution is crazy. Stop giving us the yellow pages. Equal rights should mean gay rights, then Bill goes on about why politicians hate gay rights so much.

Letterman: McDonalds in Louvre made Mona Lisa fat. My Monkey baby inspires other weird animal babies of which attack their people. Things more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir: getting hit by a truck. Video of Andy Williams with singing guys with turbans who are supposed to be Al Qaeda. Late Show Fun Facts. Top 10 signs you won’t win a nobel prize. John Hamm talks about a variety of topics including working as a set dresser on porno flicks when he was starting in the business. True Tales from the Old West. Andy Kindler does standup then chats with Dave. Brett Dennen performs. The show was short so they ran the full credits then after it was some more footage of Dave and Regis on the marquee which was Regis talking about Jack Parr for about 30 seconds.

Conan: A long list of weird awards that Obama has won. Dr. Phil’s words edited together to say he wants all types of lesbianism. The Michael Vick special is him being attacked by dogs. Conan in a video package talks to the co-inventor of the USB making up jokes about it and his fame. This was all one big ad for Intel as he showed a 15 second commercial then made another one with the guy at the end of the bit. Jeff Garlin runs out because he doesn’t want to waste any time, but Conan makes them replay it. He complains about the thunder sticks at baseball games, then Conan shows a cheap ad that Jeff is in for his brother’s business, talks about Curb and Conan also shows a clip of a young Jeff in a spring break movie where he moons the crowd. Baseball fan Zack Hample talks about his strategies to get baseballs at games. Lady Antebellum performs.

Fallon: Jimmy’s weekly thank you letters included this good joke: Thank you Barack Obama, its 9 months into your presidency and you still haven’t pulled out of Afghanistan, just a heads up, things usually get a lot more complicated after 9 months if you haven’t pulled out. An audience member dips his face into 7 dips and his friend has to eat a chip with the dip on his face. Martin Short talks about his career, SNL and his characters. Jeff Lewis talks about his housing career and his eccentricities. Cory Chisel performs.

Ferguson: McDonalds in Louvre made Mona Lisa fat. Yes, the same exact joke that Letterman did, wow! Dear Aquaman with Tim Gunn. Craig wants a name for his cockatoo puppet and he says “I like a cockatoo.” Oh, Craig. Gerard Butler. Phoenix performs.

Last Call: From Undefeated sneaker store. Glenn Howerton talks about Sunny in Philadelphia. Speed skater Chad Hedrick. Cold War Kids perform.