Tuesday October 13th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Jon talks more about the lack of news coverage for the gay rally in Washington including show how much time Fox spent covering the tea parties and the rally over the school song about Obama, yet so little effort for the gay rally. Then a video of John Oliver at that gay rally asking them why they so badly want marriage and to be in the military and John believes they want to start a gay army to fight for marriage. Second segment coming soon.

Letterman: 6 months added to Madoff countdown clock for a prison fight. Video of Martha Stewart prison fight is just an old clip of women fighting in a prison. Things more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir: eating an eyeball from a yak carcass is a video clip of Bear Grylls doing it. American gothic painting has Cheney’s and Bush’s head photoshopped on. The Dick Cheney painting with the moving eyes again. Larry King says funny mispronunciations of “e coli outbreak.” An ad for Paul’s book makes a big deal about all his other accomplishments, but only shows Dave for a second. Dave has a button on his desk so he pushes it and Tom Hanks comes running out. He gets mad that Dave pushed it for no reason. Dave pushes it again and Tom warns him. Sienna Miller talks about her play. Dave pushes the button again and Tom takes it and throws it into the audience. Aziz Ansari talks about his parents, his career and feeling out of place when hanging out with Kanye. Dead by Sunrise performs.

Conan: Marge is in playboy so Conan shows us Olive Oil, Peppermint Patty, Speedy Gonzalez and He-man with Skeletor also posing naked. Brian McCann reporting outside on the rain again, but this time there is actually a little rain, but he overreacts including being joined by a sweeping robot and the national guard. Conan compares Newark to Los Angeles and somewhat makes LA look bad. An ad for a service that lets you buy a freckle on Conan. Ice-T talks and shows a clip of a Conan avatar doing his scissor dance in an online game wearing tight pants and a little shirt with Coco on it. Eddie Izzard. The Flaming Lips performs.

Fallon: Slowjammin the news about young people not being able to find jobs and they make it sound sexual. Jimmy looks through audience members’ pockets and purses. Andy Samberg and Jimmy joke around a lot and Andy talks about the VMAs and SNL. Then Andy starts making music with a pen, Jimmy joins by making sounds, then Higgins, then Akiva and Jorma who are on camera, then Will Forte and Fred Armisen who pop up from the trapdoor, and then the Roots to all make one big song. Greg Proops tells some jokes, talks about his new series then plays a quick improve game with Jimmy where they only talk with questions. A Greek chef cooks with Jimmy and they smash dishes.

Ferguson: Craig talks about appearing on Larry King tonight. Then of course they do a Larry King of the Jungle sketch where he say his farts make better music than Justin Timberlake then lets one loose. Another promo for Friday’s party at Elton John’s house sketch, this time in Spanish. Tim Robbins. Adam Goldberg.

Last Call: From a record store. Chris Kattan talks about the differences in SNL now compared to when he was on and his new show The Middle. Musicians Nuttin but Strings talk about their beginnings and their unique style of only playing violins. Lily Allen performs. At the end of the show Carson gives a shutout to two people who lost their child to cancer and are doing a biking tour in support of cancer research.