Monday October 26th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Bernie Madoff is eating pizza made by a child molester. The Catholic Church is trying to recruit Anglicans and John Oliver has comments including making fun of Jon being Jewish then trying to recruit him to Catholicism. Legislature addresses the issue of net neutrality including John McCain supporting it, whose reasons are questionable. Susie Essman. Jon checks in with Stephen and he says Tracy Morgan was hilarious on the show then admits he doesn't watch it.

Letterman: I need to watch the very beginning of Letterman online. Dave shows the clip of Biff rubbing down A-Rod. Clip of Donald Trump firing a guy is supposed to be Ivanka’s wife. Ad for Northwest Airlines showing what they do to ensure their pilots can fall asleep. Pitcher falls through a hole in Yankee Stadium. Dave tells a story of his son going to kindergarten, then how he went to a magic show with him and Dave does a simple magic trick. Things more fun than reading the Palin memoir: getting chopped up by helicopter blades. Top 10 Northwest Airlines Pilot Excuses. Charles Barkley talks about the current state of basketball and his golf game. Cheryl Hines tells stories and talks about poker. Harper Simon performs.

Conan: Obama’s words edited together to say sometimes women need to be smacked across the head and other sexist comments, kinda messed up. Smokey the Bear with a shovel saying he’ll bury you alive if you start a fire. Levitating things supposed to be carried by a ghost upsets Conan’s vampire assistant Cody Deveraux so he goes outside and burns in the sun like usual. State Quarters with jokes on them including Connecticut’s saying “Where the White Things Are.” Kathy Griffin. Capt. Chesley Sullenberger talks about that day and the aftermath. Wolfmother performs.

Fallon: The set is decorated for Halloween, it looks kinda ugly though. But they finally replaced those terrible guest couches. Paintings of Elvis doing things or with people from pop culture. Freestylin with The Roots. Willem Dafoe talks about why he doesn’t do comedy and more. Tim Gunn talks about Project Runway and his small role in Sex and The City 2. Har Mar Superstar performs.

Ferguson: Craig shows a clip of himself in a cheesy scary movie playing a vampire who gets hit with a mallet by a couple of people. Henry Winkler comes out to talk about Halloween. Sherri Shepherd. Author Alex Dryden.