Daily Show: The war between the White House and Fox News had Jon showing how much trouble Fox News causes and how they claim to be opinion shows and not news. NYC Mayor Bloomberg said in 2005 that it would be wrong to extend term limits, but now wanted them extended so he can run again. Wanda Sykes.
Letterman: Wind blows away Phillies batter. Northwest offering accommodations for those who ride with bad pilots. Dave has moose jerky for Palin. Top 10 revelations in Chad Ochocinco’s new book presented by him. Tom Hanks shows a clip of his flight’s flight pattern and it spelled out Dave. He talks about a trip and how his car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere. Weezer performs.
Conan: Edited footage of people asking Kate Gosselin mean questions. Smokey the bear tells a guy he’ll bite off his genitals if he starts a forest fire. Brian McCann goes around the office thrusting his crotch into things including pushing the elevator button, cleaning a desk and rocking a snack machine. Conan visits a Ford dealership and has a lady show him the new Ford Taurus. Then he has his old Ford Taurus there and shows off its broken and old features to her. Denis Leary talks about bats and the movies he’s done that he thinks are bad. Bat expert Rob Mies brings out a wide variety of bats. The Swell Season performs.
Fallon: Jimmy is Robert Pattinson in his web series, Bothered, where he talks about little things that bother him. Three audience members play a thinking game where they try to think the hardest about pumpkins, but the last guy thinks about a pumpkin pie slice covering a man’s crotch and then his prize is that actual guy. Carrie Fisher talks about her stage show. Then she performs a scene from it. Sam Rockwell talks about filming Moon and another new movie. Mastadon performs.
Last Call: From a butcher shop where
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