Friday October 2nd Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Bill makes fake book titles for Palin's new book using famous authors and their famous book titles. New Rules: Bill still doesn't care about Jon and Kate plus 8, fashion designers need to stop messing with their models with dumb designs, fruit loops aren't healthy even though they put a symbol saying they are, Bill is surprised Andy Williams, who called Obama a marxist, isn't dead, Spanish prime minister's goth daughters shouldn't pose with Obama, climate change is not a future problem, it is a now problem and it's bringing about droughts.

Letterman: In other countries animals have to pay rent to live in the national parks so they wash cars and steal change from cars. A shark ripping your arm off is more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir. The Wizard of Oz in HD has Nipsey Russell on a jetpack as the wicked witch. Late Show Fun Facts. Top 10 signs you are too rich. Larry David talks about his kids, marriage and Curb. Olivia Wilde talks about living in a bus with her husband, him being a prince and House. Tom Russell performs.

Conan: Olympics in Rio ad just shows a lady’s shaking ass in a thong. A list of things Kanye will be doing to piss people off. Wizard of Oz in HD has a 4th lollipop kid who is on his knees and not dancing well. Conan talks about the Newark issue again saying deodorant, fresh water, college diplomas and cars in their rightful owner’s possession have also been banned from Newark. Conan then again talks about the good parts of Newark, but it shows bad pictures. Booker makes fun of Conan’s head injury and Conan has his neurologist say it was pretty serious. Conan talks to a fake Arnold Schwartzanegger voice who says Booker is banned from California. Conan shows a picture of him in the NJ tracksuit he will wear to their meeting. Drew Carey talks about hosting TPiR being easy, his kids being like himself, playing Beatles Rock Band online and they show the La Bamba Rock Band video. Joe Buck talks about doing a sketch for the show where he danced to disco music, but it never aired so they air it now and other sports topics. Joshua Bell and Tiempo Libre perform.

Fallon: Jimmy makes a bad joke about Dave knowing the 10 reasons why women have sex. Now Jimmy shoots a lazer out of one eye and fire out of the other. Higgins shoots pasta out of his eyes. Jimmy writes his weekly thank you letters and goes off on a tangent acting like Sarah Palin singing a song to her kids Track and Jacket. Drew Barrymore talks about the fun she had with Jimmy filming her new movie, sings Whip it with Jimmy and other movie stories. People try to make world records including a woman popping the most packing bubbles, a writer complements the most audience members, and Jimmy unwraps a mummy. Underneath the mummy was Munkus!!! He hasn’t been on for a while, I thought he was gone! He’s in a bathrobe and has green screen pants that they project his world badge onto. Drew Barrymore hits the most people with pies while on skates including falling down and then surprising Jimmy with a pie in the face. Video game designer Tim Schafer talks about his new game Brutal Legend. The Ettes perform.

Ferguson: Tim Gunn talks Project Runway and fashion with Craig. Colbie Smulders talks about a wide variety of topics including her new kid. Lynyrd Skynyrd performs.

Last Call: From a tour bus in NYC. Emmanuelle Chriqui talks about her character on Entourage and her new movie. DJ No Name takes Carson to unique spots and activities in NYC. Yo La Tengo performs.