Thursday October 8th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Tom Delay drops out of Dancing with the Stars and Jon makes fun of his dancing. The administration’s plans about Afghanistan. Jason Jones talks about some strategies. The music video that the rapper who was on yesterday filmed about the recession, it was pretty stupid. David Gregory is the guest.

Letterman: Liberty has a Yankees foam finger on. Tom Delay’s ass falls off. Things more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir: walking into traffic. Dave talks to the fake Mike Singletary. Top 10 things in honor of Mike Bloomberg saying in an interview that he has been on the show doing the “ten things.” Kristen Davis talks about working on her new movie in Bora Bora. Biff Henderson’s “signs its fall in New York” is him stating facts about fall and Dave pisses him off by saying he thought we’d hear some jokes. Barry Sonnenfeld tells a story about steak and they have a big wind noodle thing in the studio.

Conan: Hillary Clinton in a video wants Conan and Mayor Booker to stop their bickering. Andy has detailed advice for Levi Johnston about posing for Playboy that makes it seem like he’s done it before. Conan wants Jay Z to buy NBC so he talks about some of the perks but they aren’t any good and he does a Governor Arnold voice to say he approves as well. Christian Slater. Race car driver Jimmie Johnson talks then he and Conan race each other around the building in golf-carts, of which Conan’s had a desk on his. Backstreet Boys perform.

Fallon: Basketball team announcement video makes fun of politicians giving them nicknames. Dance Your Hats and Gloves off. Christopher Meloni talks and they show a video of them doing a NBC cares video where they act funny while trying to dunk. Then they compete to get the most random items through a basketball hoop. Eve talks about Whip It. Chef Alton Brown makes a fruit smoothie with Jimmy by freezing fruit.

Ferguson: Dear Aquaman with Tim Gunn and the bondage staffer. Jean Reno. Sophia Bush talks about her love of guns.

Last Call: From a vintage motorcycle shop. Singer Joss Stone talks about her career. Professional bull rider Ryan Dirteater talks about the sport. Bat for Lashes perform.