Thursday October 15th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily show: Dow is above 10,000 finally, like it was in 1999. Swine flu is incoming and news networks raise questions about the vaccine. Jon thinks they are stupid. A republican website tries to reach out to young people, but fails. The guest is an author of a book about the market. Jon checks in with Stephen and they won't pay attention to each other.

Letterman: Things more fun than reading the Sarah Palin memoir: getting sucked down a kitchen sink. Hottest prime minister’s head put on a sexy body. Cheney picture with the eyes moving again. Ad for seniors to get $250 bonus has very complicated steps. Small Town News. Top 10 Bernie Madoff observations presented by an old guy in a jail uniform supposed to be Bernie. He said to Dave “thanks Jay, its great to be here on 10 at 10.” Don Rickles makes fun of people like usual, talks about going to a play, talks about the mob then a sandbag falls onto Dave’s desk, tells stories about Frank Sinatra and other old time guys and tells the story of Shecky Greene being saved by Frank. Built to Spill performs.

Conan: Hillary just nods her head or laughs when asked questions in an interview. Kid who was thought to be in the flying balloon is aboard a cruise missile, then he’s not, instead he’s driving his father’s car. Andy is taking his pills and by mistake takes Cialis. Then they do an ad in the style of the commercial where they are having fun in a grassy area including sitting in bathtubs outside then getting up naked. Conan says since Mayor Booker is finally coming here he has a LA douche wardrobe for him which he shows and that he will be dumping all his Newark jokes in a Newark dump. Then he spins a big wheel to see which city he will make jokes about next and Detroit takes up 95% of the wheel so it wins. John C. Reilly talks about scary moments and his new movie. Sanjay Gupta talks about doing brain surgery and about suspending animation in people. Comic Matt Braunger, from MadTV, does standup.

Fallon: Real Housewives of Late Night included them going to the gym, one of them wanting to make a song with The Roots and Jimmy breaking a wall. Video of the Late Night intern trading up a red cup to a television which he drops. Then Jimmy chats with him via webcam and says Sharp is sending him a flat screen. Gerard Butler talks about preparing for SNL, his new movie, tells a story about singing something and then sings with Jimmy. Ivanka Trump talks about her upcoming wedding, her book and then she plays beer pong again with Jimmy and he loses again. Hockey performs.

Ferguson: A promo hyping the “party at Elton John’s house” sketch making it look like a sitcom. Forest Whitaker’s light is out so he sits in the other seat and Craig sits next to him. The Mythbusters guys Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman talk about the show and they give Craig one of their fart’s in a glass container. A Fine Frenzy performs.

Last Call: From a music and sport art gallery. Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs talks about how the show came to be and his inspiration for it. Racecar driver Elisa Geving. Keane performs.