Tuesday October 6th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Modern Bride magazine is going out of business. Larry Wilmore talks about the current state of race, how people on Fox think Obama is racist and about playing the race card. Then Larry does a card trick where the ace of spades race card keeps showing up. Obama said he would end don't ask don't tell, but right now he has a lot on his plate. Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus.

Letterman: Dave’s understudy is an old guy. When the earth shoots a missile at the moon, the moon shoots a laser back and disintegrates us. Rush Limbaugh: Funnier without Audio is Rush flailing and bouncing around. Things more fun than reading Sarah Palin’s memoir: clip of Bear Grylls in a desert: “the only thing I can do … is to drink my own pee.” George Stephenapolis closes his eyes and snores while Alan Greenspan is talking to him. Top 10 signs you’re dealing with a bad cryonic preservation company. Band leader Paul Schaffer tells some long ass story about a song at the gay pride parade. Then he talks about how they choose songs for guests, Britney Spears not knowing who Bob Hope is and calling Paul the DJ and talks about Bob Dillon. Eliza Dushku talks about traveling as a kid and hunting. KISS performs.

Conan: Tom Delay’s bones creak and he makes sounds while he is dancing. Conan says they flushed Newark down the toilet in the wrong direction so now they do it again in the right direction. Conan shows that the band was watching a baseball game during the monologue. In the Year 3000. Edward Norton. Kristen Bell talks about her trip to Australia and the kangaroos there. Anvil talks then performs.

Fallon: Obama facial expressions turns into him thinking about a Teenage Mutant Turtles movie which then turns into Halloween. Lickin it for Ten included lick turning a textbook page, lick painting fall foliage on a tree, and three people licking three pumpkins off a ladder. Peter Sarsgaard. Lewis Black talks about Jimmy opening for him when he was young, his comedy act and his new standup special movie. They Might Be Giants perform.

Ferguson: Craig and the crew lip synchs to Mmn Bop. Dear Aquaman with Tim Gunn. Julia Louis-Dreyfus talks and doesn’t like Craig’s new tattoo. Avett Brothers perform.

Last Call: From a bar. Thomas Jane talks about Hung and sings a little tune with a guitar. Comedy group Pair O’ Nuts talks about their work. Anya Marina performs.