Tuesday October 27th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: George Bush wants to make “ridiculous” money giving speeches, but his first one is only charging $19 per office. Afghanistan issues. Wyatt Cenac reports on people boycotting and then others boycotting Whole Foods. Author of Freakanomics, Stephen Levitt.

Letterman: Fidel Castro’s sister is him in a dress. New tickets at Northwest Airlines will fly you wherever the pilots wake up at. Kate Hudson shoots lazers out of her eyes that disintegrates the opposing team’s player. Dave continues to talk about how he wants Palin to appear on the show. More fun than reading the Palin memoir: getting your head crushed in a vice. Top 10 signs you’re watching a bad ghost movie. Courtney Cox talks about cougars and her show Cougartown. Her mother is in the audience in the balcony and it’s her birthday so they get out a ladder and Dave climbs up to hand her roses. Bill Nadelseder talks about the life of the comics, including Dave, who moved out to LA to perform on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show, their labor actions to be paid and Dave does a Jay Leno voice when Bill mentions him. Florence and the Machine perform.

Conan: Colonel Sanders tricked a UN official to meet with him so we see a pic of the Mcdonalds burger guy meeting the Pope. Smokey the bear say’s if you cause a fire he’ll behead you with his shovel and pee on your corpse. An ad about drugs making your brain enter hell shows The View with Heidi Montag as hell. A list of new Northwest Airlines pilots that wouldn’t be able to fly including La Bamba. Andy Richter tries on jeans that Oprah endorsed and then has a crappy contraption that launches paper planes. Gary Shandling. Paula Deen cooks with Conan, Gary and Andy. Julian Casablancas perform.

Fallon: Questions with Quest has him asking himself interesting and ridiculous questions. Cell Phone Shootout included a dumb as shit lady who showed a picture that wasn’t even on the reel, so she got a 15 second rave instead. Artie Lange cracks jokes like usual. Olivia Munn talks very little about her show and entertains Artie’s lame comments. Then she sings some dirty eurotechno song she made up called “ass in your face.” Then she brings out Susan Sarandon and all 4 of them play ping pong. Chef David Chang only gets a minute since everything else took so long.

Ferguson: Craig dressed as a pirate and the rest of the usual crew lip synch to In The Navy. Dear Aquaman with Tim Gunn had them all dance in fast forward. Alicia Silverstone talks about her vegan diet and some old memories of Craig. As the interview was wrapping up all the lights went down. Craig ended the interview, but when they came back with Salman Rushdie the lights were on again since they filmed it earlier. Then during “what did we learn on the show tonight Craig” the lights were off again and Craig did it with a flashlight saying that the whole building had a power outage.

Last Call: From the DJ Hero launch event. Yvonne Strahovski talks mostly about her new movie and a little bit about Chuck returning. Director of the Lebron James documentary, Kris Belman. Mike Posner performs.