Friday June 12th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Real time: Tugwow: shamwow comes with a noose. Bill talks about the Letterman and Palin controversy. Then at the end of his monologue he says Cher’s sex change daughter hopes to knock up Sarah Palin’s legal age daughter. Larry King is the guest. Chris Matthews is on the panel. Bill has a fake racist firefighter test. P.J. O’Rourke is the panel guest. New Rules: Michelle looked mad at Barack. Neo-Nazi is older than the original Nazis. Phil Spector’s real hair looks bad. Cher’s daughter wants to change her gender because of her mother. Cops shouldn’t be cops if they taser old women. Obama is on TV too much. Bill calls out Obama to make some more changes and be tougher.

Conan: George Bush Senior falls into a shark. Uses for an old analog TV: paperweight, birdhouse, thetherball. Scorsee and Dicaprio movie is Fart Party IX Boner’s Revenge. Paparazzi photo is Conan leaving Barbara Walters’ trailer with a beer helmet and her bras. Paris Hilton comes out and tells some jokes. A character from North Dakota steals peoples money so they have a good economy. The digital tv transition happens and Conan’s, Andy’s and Max’s moms all call. Jamie Foxx talks about grabbing Halle Berry’s butt and the Obamas. Kevin Nealon talks about driving and wills. Jamie Foxx performs.

Letterman: Apple iThing does nothing. Gitmo detainees going to Jon and Kate plus 245. Survivors of a Pelham 1,2,3 hostile train takeover will receive a complimentary metrocard. Top 10 questions asked to Congress after the digital transition. Sandra Bullock talks about being naked in the film, her husband Jesse James and her farm. Comic Pete Correale. PJ Harvey performs.

Fallon: Jimmy performs in his failed sitcoms: Everyone wears sweaters, Lesbian moms, Living on a skiboat. A bing.com gameshow where three audience members try to search something on bing.com the fastest. Then the winner wins in a bonus round and gets a laptop. He didn’t even get it right, the PC showed Matteson, IL not Chicago, IL like he wrote. Jarod Miller brings a baby kangaroo, baby bear and a big turtle. Then prairie dogs and an eagle. Mary J. Blige talks about her new perfume and then sings a song based on Jimmy’s day. Harold Ramis talks about Year One and Ghostbusters.

Ferguson: Dane Cook talks about his comic career. He was a lot better here just talking then telling jokes on Conan. Larry King of the Jungle. Peter Travers.

Last Call: Carson from a guitar store. Ed Helms talks about The Hangover and his past gigs. Stunt woman Tarah Paige. Greenday performs as their old band name, Foxboro Hot Tubs.