Thursday June 4th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Jimmy Kimmel in Primetime!: A basketball fan doesn’t know much. Cheer up Cleveland package. A lot of basketball jokes. History of basketball with Uncle Frank. Jimmy makes a rap with Eminem about bringing a briefcase to school. Will Ferrel talks about the Lakers, Man vs Wild and Land of the Lost. Will plays the Land of the Lost theme on a banjo to end the show.

Daily Show: Obama’s visit to Saudi Arabia and his speech. Fox News has problems with it. NBC promotes their shows during Brian Williams interview with Obama and it felt like Real World DC. Will Ferrell talks nonsense with his buddy Jon.

Conan: Conan goes to a Foley Studio and does a lot of shoe tapping then the sounds for a Law and Order fight scene. This actually wasn’t funny and went on too long. Conan shows off the mural on his set including an actor’s mugshot. Conan takes a scandalous paparazzi picture of himself drinking while driving and hitting a bible seller. The bible seller was the That’s Fantastic! guy from Late Night. Gwyneth Palrow talks about her kids, husband and Iron Man. Finally she teaches him some butt squats including touching his butt which makes Conan freak out. Joel McHale talks about Ryan Seacrest just like he constantly does on The Soup. This guy freakin loves him. Then he said his 4 year old son jumped naked into a bathtub with a popular high school girl in it and started playing with her boobs and told her “open your legs, I wanna be closer to you.” Insane… John Mayer Trio performs California Dreamin’ with a kid’s choir. It sounded pretty good, no wonder this guy gets all the hot celebs.

Letterman: Obama on the Sphinx. Dave has some liquor with Cue Card Boy Tony Mendez. A guy from the apt next door wants Dave to quiet down. Neil Patrick Harris presents the Top 10 signs you got a bad Tony Awards host. #1: He’s straight. Paula Abdul. Elvis Costello chats and then performs.

Fallon: Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler come back as the old cranky ladies complaining about the noise and Jimmy’s bad jokes. Jason Sudeikis reports from E3. Jessica Biel talks about filming her new movie, then she does a workout routine with Jimmy. Rachel Dratch talks with Jimmy about some old SNL skits, her movie Spring Breakdown and teaches Jimmy back acting. Then she plays the cello. The Doves perform.

Ferguson: Craig does crazy old Larry King talking to a young guy. Elizabeth Perkins. Producer Mark Burnett talks about Expedition Africa on History Channel. Bernie Williams performs, yes from The Yankees. My guide actually said he was a comic.

Last Call: Carson is in a Bob’s Big Boy. Jesse James talks about his new show. Comic Dwayne Perkins. The Cure performs.