Monday June 8st Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: Morning Joe responds to Jon saying it was sarcasm. Fox News still thinks Obama has Muslim ties after his speech in Iran. MSNBC makes Rush evil. CNN wants people to talk to them. A lady on Fox complains about Bruno's ass on MTV then during a Lingerie football segment she calls it the best thing she's seen on TV. The guest talks about the Taliban.

Conan: A billboard for Conan, an ad for Andy Richter’s announcing duties and a newspaper ad with Max’s escort services. Conan and Andy go riding in a kayak. Conan sent a guy to fall in the background of a newscaster’s report. CONANDO with Andy Richter. David Duchovny tells a joke about a wang in his mouth and his son telling him he likes to play with his penis because its wiggly. He also talks about Xfiles and gay marriage. Anna Friel talks about adjusting to LA, doing female muscle tricks to stop laughing and Land of the Lost. Comedian Bill Burr.

Letterman: Sculpture of Cheney naked at the Bush’s home. Alphalfa is Little Hitler. Dave talks about facelifts and diets. Top 10 things Sarah Palin did on her trip to NYC. Bruce Willis is a Late Show intern and acts dramatic, including killing Shecky. Howard Stern says the staff backstage thinks Dave can beat Conan tonight. He says he never liked Leno calling him a robot and says he was reading off a teleprompter for his final show’s ending moments. He talks about Sacha Baron Cohen stealing his bare ass schtick at the MTV Awards and then about his marriage including the celebs there, then making fun of Dave’s quick marriage. He talks about how they both share reclusiveness and visiting therapists for it. Mos Def performs.

Fallon: Jimmy tells bad Apple and Iphone jokes the Apple conference then hits his head on a falling big Iphone like Bret Michaels. 7^th floor west: Jimmy gets that girl from last week as his assistant. Kelly Ripa talks about talk show hosting and Regis. Then she licks it for ten and talks about her projects. Mark Paul Gosselaar comes out dressed as Zach from Saved by the Bell and does the interview in character! He talks about life after school, Kelly, takes out an old cell phone and performs as Zach Attack. This was awesome! Some African band performs.

Ferguson: Craig opens the show with the dominatrix guy. Kevin Bacon and Michael Irvin.

Last Call: Repeat.