Thursday, June 18, 2009

Thursday June 18th Late Night Talk Show Recap

Daily Show: House Republicans compare themselves to the Iranians protesting. Wyatt fake webchats with Jon from Iran. Larry Wilmore talks about Black and Jew relations. Mike Huckabee debates with Jon over abortion.


Conan: Guy in court continues to call a senator different names after she tells him to call her senator and not mamn. Conan accuses Max of being the guy who dressed up as his dead mother. The show has a budget surplus so Conan asks if they should spend it on health insurance for Jordan Schlansky!! or the USC marching band to play heartbreaker. The audience picks the band. Then the band to play Frankstein or weaker insurance for Jordan, still the band and since it’s over budget, Jordan has to pay. Twitter Tracker: birds at a concert, burnt into popcorn, skeet shot and put through a coldcut cutter. Eva Mendes tells Conan to go to a massage parlor and shooting a sexy ad. Christopher Mintz Plasse talks meeting a 25 year old woman in Europe and adjusting to stardom. Some rock band performs.


Letterman: The same exact Jon and Kate Plus 225 with the Gitmo detaines that they used a few nights ago. Pepsi Sunblock. Video of Hillary Clinton breaking her arm is the same one they used for Sontomayor with the woman being pulled into water. White guy comes out as an Iranian candidate and makes stupid promises. Top 10 signs your caddy is nuts: #1 carries your clubs in his pants. Danny Devito. Bear Grylls talks about his new son and Will Ferrel on Man vs Wild. Pheonix performs.


Fallon: Iphone Apps: Paul Reiser Tetris, Jeff Probst table manners translator, Wet Cement, Future Glimpse, Resier Head Spin. Rush Limbaugh Karaoke: audience members sing lyrics that Rush has said, really stupid segment. I don’t like these bits that rely a lot on the audience members doing their own thing. Ryan Reynolds talks about Canada and The Proposal. Then he plays shuffleboard with Jimmy and wins. Lauren Conrad talks about leaving The Hills and her book. Jimmy says he actually won shuffleboard since Ryan’s pucks were all touching lines. The Fray performs.


Ferguson: Michael Caine in Spain. Sandra Bullock makes fun of Craig’s accent, someone performs and comic David Feldman.


Last Call: From a car museum. John Scurti, Brushfire Records founder Emmet Malloy shows off their green studio and Zee Avi performs.

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