Friday June 26th Late Night Talk Show Recap

After last night's great shows, it looks like they decided to phone in the last day before vacation. So there is a 2 week break for all the broadcast late night shows, but I'll still be updating the blog with Daily Show recaps for the first week and maybe some Colbert recaps. Also most likely recaps of the repeated Jimmy Kimmel shows. Along with the usual daytime recaps for whomever is airing new episodes. So keep checking the blog!

Real time: Cameron Diaz talks about her career, acting, her new movie about cancer and relationships plus marriage. Mega Sensible Car Rally has smartcar, hybrids and segways in a car rally. Oliver Stone talks about his movies and the new Wall Street. New Rules: Rap stars needed to stop wearing bling, especially one of your own face. North Korea’s missile isn’t intercontinental. Oral sex is not the new handshake. Obama and Biden are not always on the same page. Air Sex has to end. Billy Bob Thorthon talks about his album.

Conan: Political attack ad says Gov. Sanford should have slept American. Appalachian Trail ad for it being a good place for adulterous affairs. Larry King transforms into a scooter. Nick Jonas talks before senate about diabetes and they all have dirty thoughts about him including Senator Lieberman who wants to kiss him. The Universal set has a man in a King Kong costume attacking a cardboard building. A message from all on TV: a bunch of short clips from different news shows and people on TV pieced together saying that they don’t understand why the governors can’t keep their, bunch of funny words for penis, in their pants. In the Year 3000: Lady Gaga+Gogo Dolls= Gaga Gogo the children’s band. I’m a celebrity, get me out of Paris Hilton. Snoop Dogg talks about Michael Jackson, then about his business ventures, shows Conan an Iphone app that says funny Snoop phrases, gives Conan the nickname Coco Loc and has his Laker car in the studio. Jerry Ferrera talks about Obama watching Entourage, losing weight and guests on the show. Adele performs.

Letterman: A monkey answers the 911 phone call about the monkey with the knife. God says it’s going to keep raining until they take Jon and Kate off US Weekly covers. A flood in Times Square has a hot dog vendor and his kart floating away. Dave reads the Top 10 list items without saying the title of it, it’s just a bunch of fat jokes and its Top 10 signs you are too fat. Martin Short does his usual crazy jokes. Then he sings a song about hiking with a woman and both stripping down naked to search for ticks, then sleeping together. True Tales from the Old West. Regina Specktor performs.

Fallon: The Roots are dressed up in Michael Jackson gear and play his songs throughout the show. Also, Erykah Badu joins them. Celebrity and company fireworks displays: Gone Cheating for the Gov, duds for GM, firework keeps going up for Hugh Hephner, Jon of Jon and Kate’s firework stays on only, Sammy Sosa’s has a needle. Mark Sanford Karaoke where audience members sing songs with lyrics from his emails to his mistress. This was awful with Rush and still bad. Cameron Diaz talks about Michael Jackson and her new movie. Then they talk dramatic to each other. The world record guys are back from the other show. Quest put the most combs into his afro. Cameron lays in a hammock with 48 bunnies. A guy has the fastest robotic cupcake icer but it screws up. Jimmy draws the most moustaches on people. Grizzly Bear performs.

Ferguson: Craig does a movie trailer as an old lady featuring him also as Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Colonel Blinky and Susan Boyle. Dear Aquaman. Lisa Kudrow, author James Frey and Chairlift sings that Apple commercial with the handstands lyric.

Last Call: From a bar. Tom Green touches things and walks around the set. He talks about his web show and what's happening. Carson gives us an update on the bball player they talked to a few weeks ago, Brandon Jennings, and how he was picked #10 in the NBA draft. Why thank you for that Carson. Pete Wentz. Lex Land performs.